Post by Barron Boneius on Aug 3, 2020 14:02:17 GMT -5
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Nurse Samantha
(Over the Phone)
Nurse Samantha
(Over the Phone)
I, I’m so sorry to have to do this in a message. You might not remember me, but I’m the nurse in charge of looking after your father, Nigel Bone. Last night...last night his health took a turn for the worse and, well, I don’t think he has much time left, if you have anything at all you want to say to him, it, well it needs to be now, again I’m so sorry Mr Boneius.
Snivley is driving a black car up a long road, the headlights are almost the only light that can be seen as he drives through the darkness. In the passenger seat sits Kolotov, wearing his new drug regulator, looking nervous, while in the back, sits Boneius, looking out the window at the rain.
The car pulls up to the front of the Patella home, it’s eerily silent. Without a word Boneius gets out of the car and walks across the front garden towards the entrance.
Kolotov
Are you sure this is a good idea, shouldn’t he be alone.
Snivley
The master has never been like this before, we should be here.
There’s a tapping on the glass of the car, they both look out confused.
Boneius continues to walk up the path, he can see the front door, the door starts rattling and is suddenly flung open by a dishevelled Nurse Samantha. Her face is covered in tears, a panicked look on her face. The moment she sees Boneius she stops. For a moment they look at each other.
Boom
The entire home explodes in a huge fireball, engulfing Nurse Samantha and hurling Boneius backwards onto the garden path. He tumbles and rolls as debris rains down around him. The whole area is illuminated by the orange glow of the flames. Boneius, covered in ash struggles to move, he looks around, through the dust, back to the car. Kolotov and Snivley are on their knees outside the car. Men on either side of them with guns pressed to their heads.
Boneius starts to try and get up and move towards them. A sudden boot to the side throws him back down to the ground. He turns to look back towards the fire, a figure now stands watching the fire in awe. Slowly he turns to Boneius.
Admiral Action turns to look down at him.
Admiral Action
Hello old friend.
Admiral Action crouches down next to Boneius.
Admiral Action
It’s been too long wouldn’t you say. What a time to reunite though.
Action gets back up and takes in the burning building.
Admiral Action
Look at what you did, and let’s be clear, you did this, you gave me no other option, you forced me into a corner and made me go and do something, dramatic, this is on you.
Boneius manages to get to his feet and charge at Action who seems to welcome the attack. Boneius swings a hit but Action catches it and uses the momentum to throw Boneius to the side. Boneius is back on him immediately, swinging wildly, yelling with each swing, while Action casually dodges the punches. Eventually Action sweeps his legs causing him to fall. Once he hits the ground Action stomps down on his face, pushing it into the stone.
Admiral Action
Jesus, I’m right here, just asking to be stopped and you can’t even lay a finger on me. What do I have to do to get through to you? To bring out that evil spark. I have given you everything, every opportunity, gift wrapped, I help you win -
Excerpt from GOLD RUSH 2020
A steel chair crashes over Homunculus' back! The Pygmian roars in pain as he looks up, into the eyes of a white turtle neck-wearing man, wearing a blue ski-mask. The ski-mask wearing man lifts the chair up once more, and brings it down hard against Homunculus' skull again.
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Admiral Action
And what do you do, you go star in a fucking TV show, a TV show, as the HERO. So I push a little harder, I reunite you with dear old dad, someone I know you hate, someone who gets under your skin like no one else and what do you do –
Excerpt from BARRON BONEIUS IN EVIL TAKES IT'S TOLE
Barron Boneius
Who called you?
Annie
They didn’t say.
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Admiral Action
Nothing, you just leave. I hire someone to actively go out, tell them just how to rub you up the wrong way and what happens
Excerpt from BARRON BONEIUS IN EVIL RISING
Boneius walks out and around the side of the bar to an alley. Bob is stood there on the phone.
Bob
It didn’t work, I tried but –
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Admiral Action
You can’t even finish the job, you still leave the guy breathing. Then there’s that Tyler kid, now I gotta hand it to Kelly, that was a great plan, but, but, it was a little sloppy, what it needed was a little extra gusto, someone to rile up the players a little.
Excerpt from BARRON BONEIUS IN BONES IN THE BREEZE
Tyler paces back and forth inside his minimalist fancy house. He’s yelling down the phone.
Tyler Breeze
I DUNNO WHO YOU ARE, BUT IF YOU DON’T STOP CALLING ME, I WILL GET ALL OFF MY FOLLOWERS ON YOU, I BET YOU CAN’T EVEN IMAGINE HOW MANY PEOPLE THAT IS, AND I WILL DESTROY YOU!
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Admiral Action
But once again, you fail. You can’t even keep your own minions in check.
Excerpt from Snivley in REEEEEEE
Dr Stefan
Zhen be truthful vith me. Has he lost his vay? Between you and me.
Snivley pauses for a long moment. Eventually he nods.
Dr Stefan
I see. You’ve never seen him like zhis before?
Snivley shakes his head.
Snivley
The master of mayhem is lost.
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Admiral Action
Even your most loyal worshipper is having doubts and plotting behind your back. But don’t worry, I’m a persistent man. I know he’s in there, a real villain, and if I have to torch everything you love, destroy everything you’ve build, turn the world against you, even send dear old dad to a fiery grave to find him, then I’m happy to do it.
Boneius is clearly trying to control himself, his breathing heavy, his fists clenched.
Admiral Action
You’re trying so hard to move on from the past but as long as I’m alive, you’ll never be free. I’ll just keep pulling you back, over and over again, until I get what I need from you.
Boneius’s eyes glaze over. He leaps up at Action. Action tries to dodge the first punch but fails. Boneius sends him flying. Action hurries to get up, rolling to the side to avoid Boneius swinging a flaming plank down onto the ground. For a few moments the two are equally matched, each throwing punches the other managing to deflect them.
Boneius manages to land a kick square in Actions gut, winding him and allowing him to lift Action by the throat. As he does so Action uses both feet to kick him in the chest, causing the Barron to fall backwards as Action back flips through the air. Before the Barron can get up another armed man comes up behind him and points a gun at his head.
Admiral Action finally looks a little scuffed, his lip bleeding. He smiles.
Admiral Action
There he is. Now he, he might actually be able to kill me, he’s interesting, so how about round 2, tonight. I know last week was meant to be your last match, but how about just one more, an epilogue. I’m not running from you Barron, I just want our fight to be a little more, climactic, so I'll see you in the ring in a few hours.
Admiral Action heads towards a van with more men in it.
Admiral Action
Take my life, or I’ll me torment you for the rest of yours.
Admiral Action gets into the van, leaving only three men behind, each with a gun on one of the crew.
Admiral Action
You wanna know the last thing he said. The all father of evil, the man who spend years tormenting my kingdom with his cruelty. In his last moments, he begged me to let him at least finish his show; he just wanted to know how it ended. The emperor of evil, begging for just a few more minutes.
The van starts to drive away.
Admiral Action
Don’t worry Barron, he didn’t get them.
Admiral Actions van drives away into the night. The three men remain pointing their weapons at them.
Gunman John
He only wants us to hold you here for a few more minutes, so don’t try anythi-
The Barron grabs the gun pointed at his head and hurls it away. In a split second he has the mans head in his hands. The two other men point their weapons at him.
Gunman Sam
Let him go
Boneius tenses and tightens his grip as the man in his hands screams. Boneius continues applying pressure to the head, sounds of crunching start ringing out until the screams abruptly stop. The Barron drops his grip and the man flops to the ground. The two other men look at each other. One drops his weapon and runs. The other tries to run but stumbles. Kolotov and Snivley both sit still, shocked.
The man now on the ground hurries to crawl away. Boneius lifts the fallen pistol and looks down at the man.
Gunman Tom
Please, he didn’t tell us anything, please, please.
The Barron lifts the man by the hair and starts ramming his head into Kolotovs' car until nothing resembling a head remains. Kolotov and Snivley are now both stood up. Both look shocked. The Barron turns to Snivley. His voice deeper, colder.
The Barron
Drive.
Snivley
Where?
The Barron
The Baton.
Kolotov looks confused while Snivley looks alarmed.
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The Barron emerges out of Annie’s house, Bone Baton in hand, pistol in the other, returning to the car. It’s still the dead of night. When Boneius is halfway to the car the house lights go on. Annie steps out onto the porch in pyjamas.
Annie
Boneius?
The Barron stops, but doesn’t turn. Annie notices the blood still dripping from his hand. She looks over to Kolotov in the car who tries to subtly shake his head, looking worried.
Annie
What happened?
Annie starts to walk towards him.
Annie
Boneius talk to me.
Slowly The Barron turns and points the pistol at her head. The glazed look still over his eyes, but his hand shakes. Annie raises her hands but continues to move closer. Kolotov and Snivley watch on, tense and afraid.
Annie
It’s ok Boneius, listen to me, it’s ok. You just need to calm down, just listen to my voice.
Boneius cocks the gun. Annie continues to come closer, tears are starting to form in her eyes, but she keeps moving slowly.
Annie
It’s ok, you wouldn’t hurt me, whatever happened, we can get through it ok, just listen to my voice.
Annie gently reaches for the gun, with her hands on his she lowers the gun and continues to move close to him.
Annie
Whatever happens, I’m always here for you ok, just listen to my voice.
Annie is now holding Boneius her arms wrapped around his body, tears running down her face.
Annie
I’m just gonna keep talking ok, however long it takes, just listen, I’m never going to give up on you Boneius, ok, just listen to my voice, I’ll keep talking, forever if that’s what you need,
I promise, I’ll never stop trying.
I promise, I’ll never stop trying.
Bang
Slowly Annie lowers her hand to her side. She looks Boneius dead in the eyes. He looks right back at her, his eyes welling up. She places her hand on his face, before collapsing backwards. The Barron stands tense for a few moments before he drops the gun to the ground, its handle bend and deformed from being crushed in his palm. He turns back to the car. Kolotov and Snivley look in horror as the Barron walks over, eyes dry once more, and a bloody hand print on his face.
Cut to -
The three men are driving through a familiar forest, heading towards the Bone Cave. As they drive another car starts to approach from the other direction. Headlights fully blazing, the car appears to speed up as it sees them, The Barron leans forward in his chair to look at the car. The car swerves into them, sending them rolling over and crashing across the road. The Barron tries to open his door and leave the vehicle but the door is ripped open from the outside. A figure throws the Barron out of the car and across the road.
The Barron looks up to see Leslie Jones, cut up from the crash, but ready to fight. Her eyes are blood shot from crying and her voice cracking but full of rage.
Leslie Jones
I’ll kill you, you bastard!
She charges at him, he manages to roll out the way and lift the car door, using it as a shield to deflect her attacks. The Barron swings the door like a bat, sending her flying back. He walks over to the car and drags Kolotov out.
The Barron
Kill her.
Kolotov looks at Leslie, across the road, struggling to get up, clearly more hurt by the crash than she seemed.
Kolotov
I, I can’t, she’s my best friend.
The Barron grabs the regulator on Kolotovs back and crushes the main part of it underhand. Kolotov lets out a pained scream as the three large tanks of Boneius’s steroid mix start to shoot into him. The effects are immediate. He starts swelling, his body contorting as he grows. The Barron pulls Snivley from the wreck and starts to walk into the forest, to the Bone Cave.
Leslie runs up to Kolotov. She tries to pull the regulator from him.
Leslie Jones
K, K, hold on!
Kolotov
Lesleeeee
They lock eyes, but as they do she can see the recognition fade from him, his screams turn to deep grunts as his mouth starts to foam. Before she has a chance to move Kolotov punches her back, sending her flying. She gets up in time to see him charging at her. There is no recognition left, just a feral broken mind. She could no easier reason with him than a hungry bear.
Cut to -
Snivley and the Barron are deep in the Bone Cave. The Barron presses the Bone Baton into a large rocky door. As he does the door opens and he and Snivley walk through. They emerge into another cave, this one leading up towards light. When they reach the exit to the cave they emerge at the base of a large volcano, in front of them, Castle Blue Bone.
Snivley and the Barron are deep in the Bone Cave. The Barron presses the Bone Baton into a large rocky door. As he does the door opens and he and Snivley walk through. They emerge into another cave, this one leading up towards light. When they reach the exit to the cave they emerge at the base of a large volcano, in front of them, Castle Blue Bone.
The two enter. Snivley still looking nervous. The building is dark and dusty. Snivley stays in the main entrance hall with the light while The Barron vanishes into the darkness. He can hear the Barrons footsteps grow quieter, the sound of a rock breaking, then after a pause. The footsteps grow louder. The silhouette of the Barron emerges from the shadows.
Snivley cowers as The Barron, with his new armour and wielding the skull smasher walks over to him.
Snivley
M, Ma, Master, I swear, I didn’t mean it, I’ll never plot without you again, I never meant to betray you lord. I’ll never fail you again, anything, I’ll do anything.
The Barron lifts Snivley by the neck, he holds him close looking him dead in the eyes.
The Barron
Beg.
Snivley
Oh lord I was a fool, I should have known never to question you, please, please, please take mercy, I’m a miserable blot on your perfection, I’m a feeble creature compared to your might, I don’t deserve you, my life is yours master, mercy master.
The Barron lowers Snivley to the ground.
Crack
The sound of the neck breaking echoes around the castle. The Barron lets Snivleys now lifeless body drop to the ground. The Barron casually steps over the body and begins to walk out of the castle. With a single minded determination he begins the long walk to the stadium.