Post by Ruxx Rampede on Aug 1, 2020 17:57:16 GMT -5
It's a double date. Ruxx has him arm intertwined with Culinda's arm, and behind him is Black Clyde with a big muscular as fuck Dwayne Johnson arm around Space Heater. I want to specify that Space Heater is a hot as shit black girl with a big ass and an afro. Doesn't matter what Culinda looks like but she can be hot too I guess.
In front of them is a big circus tent.
Space Heater - Almost as big as the tent in your shorts Clyde!
The group laugh, as Space Heater gives Black Clyde's erect dick a playful tug.
Ruxx - Wait why do you have an erection nigga?
Black Clyde - Should hear the shit she keeps whispering in my ear…
Clyde leans in.
Black Clyde - She's seen every episode of One Piece at least 3 times… you know how many episodes of One Piece there are?? That show never ends nigga!
Ruxx nods. The group all move into the Circus tent, where they sit in reserved seats. Ruxx sighs when he looks at the empty seat next to him.
Culinda - Shame Homunculus couldn't come.
Ruxx - Yeah me too. I hope that distracted ass nigga is okay.
Culinda - I brought my wet wipes and my pepsi for nothing.
The four are sat on a bench in the front row. The lights dim, and a big spotlight shines in the middle of the circus circle or whatever the fuck it's called I don't know circus terminology. A big fat fucking clown steps out.
Clown - Sup.
The crowd say sup back.
Clown - It's circus time. There's a lot of shit tonight. Clowns. Other circus shit. Gymnasts. Cannonballs. Big tent.
The crowd nod.
Clown - Watch this.
The clown grabs a pie and just whaps it into a child's face in the front row. Everyone laughs. The kids dad looks mad though.
Kids dad - My sons allergic to pie you fucking stupid cunt.
The kid is fucking hyperventilating and shit. The clown starts to apologise as the lights come back up. Ambulances and shit arrive and paramedics start doing CPR on the kid. The clown is arrested by police and taken away. He serves 10 years in jail, eligible for parole after 5. The kid passes away in hospital at 10:35 after a long hard battle. After 3 more months the kids mum and dad get divorced, there marriage unable to survive the stress. Black Clyde cums in Space Heater's ass five times whilst he rails her over the bench.
After the commotion is over, the lights dim again and the show is back on. The gymnasts are out and they do a few flips. The flips are cool. One of them does an extra big flip and it's cool. One of them gets a big hula hoop out and sets it on fire. Not the crisp, the actual thing. Like the circle thing that people twirl around their waist and shit. They set it on fire and then one of them fucking jumps through it and it's pretty cool.
Anyway gymnasts are done and everyone claps. Culinda nudges Ruxx with her elbow.
Culinda - Nothing you can't do Ruxxy.
Ruxx - Actually I cannot do any of that at all so you're wrong Culinda.
Another clown is out this time. He's ugly.
Space Heater - That nigga ugly!
Everyone in the audience laughs at this. The clown screams, tears falling down his face. Space Heater just points and laughs at him. It's okay though because this clown is actually a pedophile but tbf Space Heater didn't actually know that when she said what she said so it doesn't justify her actions really I guess. But it does make it okay in the bigger picture. Space Heater has a big ass so she's allowed to do this. The clown shoots himself and dies anyway. Space Heater just stopped one of the world's most notorious pedophiles and saved many children. Well done Space Heater.
Janitor comes out and sweeps the ugly pedo clown away with his sweeping brush.
Next up Barack Obama comes out. Ruxx is like 'oh shit it's Barack.' Barack starts to sing a very melodic song. His voice is soft and beautiful. After finishing the song and bombing Syria again, he spots Ruxx and moves over to him. Ruxx gets up and the pair dap each other up.
Ruxx - Obama, my nigga. Not seen you since Bin Con on that boat. What's you been up to since?
Obama - Not much.
Ruxx nods.
Obama - Things really haven't panned out for me. I've ended up in the circus. I'm a singer now.
Ruxx - Wow? Really?
Culinda - Ruxx we just saw him perform.
Obama - I don't need to ask you what you've been up to though Ruxx. I've been watching you in AWF.
Ruxx - You have?
Obama - I have! Me and Michelle and my kids cheered real loud when you won that one time.
Culinda - Hey! he's won more than one time!
Ruxx looks at his feet.
Ruxx - Yeah, it's been a while though. Been slipping lately.
Black Clyde - Hey man! You in the Three Big Niggas!
Culinda - Yeah that's the biggest team in AWF right now!
Ruxx nods. He still looks down at his shoes though.
Ruxx - I know. I know. Was nice seeing you Barack. Good show.
Obama - Thanks Ruxx. Appreciate the support.
Obama cartwheels away. The group of four all look at each other. Space Heater looks up at Clyde.
Space Heater - Hey big man. I've always wanted to fuck in a clown car you know.
Black Clyde - I have never held the same desire, but if it means I get to fuck that ass one more time, then lead the way you hot bitch.
Space Heater grabs Clyde's hand and drags him along. Ruxx watches them go. Culinda becomes worried about him as he looks sad.
Culinda - Everything okay baby?
Ruxx - I'm … I need to focus. I've been really out of the game lately. Black is fighting one on one for the Provincial Championship, Big H is fighting for the World Championship, and I'm here just cruising by. I've barely made a dent lately.
Culinda - What? No!
Ruxx - Remember when I ran that whole gauntlet? When was the last time I put on a display like that.
Culinda - Ruxx…
Ruxx - I'm gonna take a walk Culinda, clear my head. I'll see you later.
Culinda - Oh. Okay.
Ruxx moves off. Culinda stays where she is, I don't know what her personality is so don't know what she does from here. Fill in the blank yourself have fun with it.
Ruxx walks along the circus grounds, looking at clowns and men on big stilts and shit. He wonders if anyone could have legs that long. Be interesting.
He sees a fortune teller, and after a moment of hesitation, he moves over to the fortune teller.
Ruxx - Hey bitch. You read fortunes?
It's an old wrinkley lady with a hood up. She's all croaky and shit.
Fortune Lady - yeah sit down then.
Ruxx sits down. The lady grabs his hand and pulls it onto the table palm up. She circles Ruxx's palm with a big dirty yellow finger nail.
Fortune Lady - I see... Friendship. Love. Adoration.
Ruxx - Oh that's good shit.
Fortune Lady - And pussy.
Ruxx - Oh that's REAL good shit.
Fortune Lady - But then… oh.
Ruxx - What?
Fortune Lady - I see fire. I see water. Crying. Sadness. Death.
Ruxx - That's some vague ass shit.
Fortune Lady - It's not too late to save it Ruxx. You just have to make the effort.
Ruxx is like 'what the fuck'. He stands up and moves away from her.
Ruxx - That's what Hugh said to me! On the plane! How did you know that shit??
The Fortune bitch smiles.
Fortune Lady - I know all you big fucker.
Ruxx sees himself on the plane again. He's in the cockpit, with Hugh Jackman as his co-pilot. He's worried, and looks out of the plane window to see his friends on the ground below. Space Heater, Black Clyde, Culinda and Big Homunculus. They look up at him as the plane flies away, leaving them behind.
Hugh Jackman - It's not too late to save it Ruxx.
Ruxx turns to look out of the front window, where the plane heads for the sea. Just like before, it crashes into the waves, and Ruxx can do nothing.
Ruxx wakes up suddenly, shooting up out of bed. Culinda wakes up next to him, and strokes his big beefy arm.
Culinda - Are you okay Ruxxy? You've seemed really unsettled since you saw that fortune teller.
Ruxx - I need to make the effort Culinda. It's not too late.
Ruxx sighs.
Ruxx - Damn this shit is deep for a fucking bin man.