Post by Barron Boneius on Jul 12, 2020 7:51:22 GMT -5
The Barron and Annie are both lying on the roof of her house. The sun is setting around them as they bask in the orange glow with drinks in hand.
Boneius smiles
.
Both chuckle.
Boneius looks confused.
They both sit there for a long moment in silence.
Boneius takes a big swig of his drink.
Annie rolls over to him and enthusiastically embraces him.
Cut to – Boneius in a long grey trench coat walks through a landfill site in the pouring rain. The mounts of rubbish obscuring his vision.
Boneius stops in the centre of the site. Movement can be heard around him. A shadow moves in the distance.
An object flies at Boneius, he catches it just before it hits his head. It’s a dumbbell. Out of the shadows emerge the figures of Ruxx Rampede, Big Homunculus and Black Clyde.
Boneius notices his eye. It surprises him but he rolls with it.
Annie
I always wanted a pool.
Boneius smiles
.
Barron Boneius
I could get Snivley to build one.
Annie
Forgive me if I don’t trust his craftsmanship.
Both chuckle.
Annie
I mean, what if we got a house, with a pool, and maybe more space, somewhere nicer.
Boneius looks confused.
Annie
I saw the letter.
Barron Boneius
I’m going to say no.
Annie
I don’t think you should.
Barron Boneius
It’s a foolish idea, London Bone-O, we’d have to move, I’d have to leave Snivley, the wrestling dweebs.
Annie
Would that really be such a bad thing?
They both sit there for a long moment in silence.
Annie
Something’s wrong with you Boneius, and the wrestling isn’t helping. Maybe some time away would be good.
Barron Boneius
After the show we’d come back?
Annie
If we both wanted.
Boneius takes a big swig of his drink.
Annie
Just think about it.
Barron Boneius
Let’s do it.
Annie
Wait, just like that.
Barron Boneius
Just like that.
Annie rolls over to him and enthusiastically embraces him.
Barron Boneius
Two more matches.
Annie
On two conditions, if you have another anger episode it’s over, and you don’t fight alone.
Cut to – Boneius in a long grey trench coat walks through a landfill site in the pouring rain. The mounts of rubbish obscuring his vision.
Annie (Off screen)
Find some allies, just for the match. There must be some people in the AWF who don’t hate you.
Boneius stops in the centre of the site. Movement can be heard around him. A shadow moves in the distance.
Annie (Off Screen)
Some people who, dare I say it, you might even respect.
An object flies at Boneius, he catches it just before it hits his head. It’s a dumbbell. Out of the shadows emerge the figures of Ruxx Rampede, Big Homunculus and Black Clyde.
Big Homunculus
Why have you summoned us?
Barron Boneius
The pretentious Priscilla and the rotten rockstar have to fall. I’ve come to join forces.
Big Homunculus
Why us?
Barron Boneius
Honestly I tried Orange Cassidy but he was busy.
Big Homunculus
We aren’t worried about this match, why should we trust you.
Black Clyde
He wasn’t lying about the eye, just saying.
Boneius notices his eye. It surprises him but he rolls with it.
Barron Boneius
Listen to Big Snivley.
Blask Clyde
THAT AIN’T MY NAME.
Barron Boneius
It’s a compliment; all I’m asking for is a truce, for this match. For old times’ sake.
TO BE CONTINUED
TO BE CONTINUED
