Post by Black Clyde on Jul 10, 2020 11:53:22 GMT -5
In the reception area of Black Clyde's gym, he sees his friend Jerome Hathersage having a conversation with the oldest rapper in the world, Ice T:
Black Clyde walks over.
Black Clyde walks over.
Black Clyde
Sorry to interrupt fellas, but Ice T - with all due respect - you got this one dead wrong.
Ice T
I do?
Black Clyde
Yes sir. There is a whole range of sexualities beyond simply being either heterosexual or homosexual. Given that my friend Jerome Hathersage specified he has romantic relationships with women, this would mean is likely not gay, and may well identify as one of the many different labels attached to romantic interest or sexuality. Furthermore, labels are considered by many to be unnecessary, and Jerome might not feel like putting a label on this part of his personality. Either way, and I say this with the mountain of respect you deserve as the world's oldest rapper, it is not up to you to put any kind of label on this man. I'm sorry Ice if this comes across as condescending or disrespectful, I just believe that we sometimes need to call each other out to become better more understanding people. And Jerome Hathersage, I apologise if I've stepped on your toes and spoken on your behalf when you could most likely have stood up for yourself.
Jerome Hathersage
It's all good, Black. Most times I could well say this shit for myself, however when speaking to Ice T, the fact I look up to him and respect him as a true OG made it difficult to speak for myself, so I got nothin' but props for you havin' my back and steppin' in when you did. Ice, I feel no disrespect from you or towards you and hope you understand where Black Clyde was comin' from.
Ice T
Well, I said I got news for you, but turns out it's you who had news for me. Black, you're right, and you didn't come across as disrespectful at all. You showed true care for me by calling me out and that's true friendship. Jerome Hathersage, I apologise for trying to label you based on my limited knowledge of nonlinear romance and sexuality. You buff fucks have helped me continue to become a better man.
Black Clyde
Who said you can't teach an old dog new tricks?
Ice T
Who you calling old motherfucker?
Black Clyde
You, on account of you being the oldest rapper in the world you old motherfucker.
Ice T
Aw yeah you're right.
Jerome Hathersage
This wasn't the easiest conversation I've ever had, but I feel closer to you both for having had it, and it shows that sometimes the hardest conversations are the most important.
Sorry to interrupt fellas, but Ice T - with all due respect - you got this one dead wrong.
Ice T
I do?
Black Clyde
Yes sir. There is a whole range of sexualities beyond simply being either heterosexual or homosexual. Given that my friend Jerome Hathersage specified he has romantic relationships with women, this would mean is likely not gay, and may well identify as one of the many different labels attached to romantic interest or sexuality. Furthermore, labels are considered by many to be unnecessary, and Jerome might not feel like putting a label on this part of his personality. Either way, and I say this with the mountain of respect you deserve as the world's oldest rapper, it is not up to you to put any kind of label on this man. I'm sorry Ice if this comes across as condescending or disrespectful, I just believe that we sometimes need to call each other out to become better more understanding people. And Jerome Hathersage, I apologise if I've stepped on your toes and spoken on your behalf when you could most likely have stood up for yourself.
Jerome Hathersage
It's all good, Black. Most times I could well say this shit for myself, however when speaking to Ice T, the fact I look up to him and respect him as a true OG made it difficult to speak for myself, so I got nothin' but props for you havin' my back and steppin' in when you did. Ice, I feel no disrespect from you or towards you and hope you understand where Black Clyde was comin' from.
Ice T
Well, I said I got news for you, but turns out it's you who had news for me. Black, you're right, and you didn't come across as disrespectful at all. You showed true care for me by calling me out and that's true friendship. Jerome Hathersage, I apologise for trying to label you based on my limited knowledge of nonlinear romance and sexuality. You buff fucks have helped me continue to become a better man.
Black Clyde
Who said you can't teach an old dog new tricks?
Ice T
Who you calling old motherfucker?
Black Clyde
You, on account of you being the oldest rapper in the world you old motherfucker.
Ice T
Aw yeah you're right.
Jerome Hathersage
This wasn't the easiest conversation I've ever had, but I feel closer to you both for having had it, and it shows that sometimes the hardest conversations are the most important.
Black Clyde turns to the camera and his cyborg eye glows.
Black Clyde
At PrimeTime nine, I've got to face the same failed abortion-lookin', no ass-havin, lesser sibling-being, cannon fodder faggo-
Jerome Hathersage
Whoa, whoa whoa!
Ice T
Whoa!
Black Clyde
I know, I know I apologise
Ice T
Whoa now!
Black Clyde
I'm sorry, I...don't know what came over me. Seems like for all the wisdom I've dealt out, I've still got a lotta learning to do myself. I'm sorry, guys.
Jerome Hathersage
Clyde, I know that's not representative of who you are as a man. We all make mistakes and we all have imperfections. I'm here for you if you ever wanna talk things through.
Ice T
I echo my friend Jerome Hathersage's sentiments. As the world's oldest rapper, I come from a time when the language you just used was deemed acceptable for a long time, and I had to adapt my vocabulary as time went by.
Black Clyde
Thanks so much guys, I came from a school where that word was thrown around like snowballs in December, but that's no excuse. Life, just like lifting weights, is a constant development of yourself into the best you you can be.
At PrimeTime nine, I've got to face the same failed abortion-lookin', no ass-havin, lesser sibling-being, cannon fodder faggo-
Jerome Hathersage
Whoa, whoa whoa!
Ice T
Whoa!
Black Clyde
I know, I know I apologise
Ice T
Whoa now!
Black Clyde
I'm sorry, I...don't know what came over me. Seems like for all the wisdom I've dealt out, I've still got a lotta learning to do myself. I'm sorry, guys.
Jerome Hathersage
Clyde, I know that's not representative of who you are as a man. We all make mistakes and we all have imperfections. I'm here for you if you ever wanna talk things through.
Ice T
I echo my friend Jerome Hathersage's sentiments. As the world's oldest rapper, I come from a time when the language you just used was deemed acceptable for a long time, and I had to adapt my vocabulary as time went by.
Black Clyde
Thanks so much guys, I came from a school where that word was thrown around like snowballs in December, but that's no excuse. Life, just like lifting weights, is a constant development of yourself into the best you you can be.
Black Clyde looks at the camera again.
Black Clyde
This time I want Alaric begging for death until his brother comes and does something about it. Not that I think big brother gives a fuck about him so that probably won't work. Who the fuck else is up? Ah those fat fucks Albert and Stu. At least we know they ain't on steroids. I used to like A Train but now he's decided to become the king of simps I'm happy for a second crack at that fat egg he calls a skull. If he likes pain we'll all be drowning in his cum by the time I'm done. Bring a fuckin' scuba mask. And if that dyslexic moron S2 makes it to the ring before he gets his foot amputated to diabetes I'll cause him more suffering than cholesterol already is. That motherfucker would rather eat salad than catch these hands. Get your wills in order and say farewell to your loved ones; your wives and mothers will see me separating your bones from flesh every time they close their eyes for the rest of their rotten lives. You done got booked with the wrong one.
Ice T
Damn.
Jerome Hathersage
Bruh.
This time I want Alaric begging for death until his brother comes and does something about it. Not that I think big brother gives a fuck about him so that probably won't work. Who the fuck else is up? Ah those fat fucks Albert and Stu. At least we know they ain't on steroids. I used to like A Train but now he's decided to become the king of simps I'm happy for a second crack at that fat egg he calls a skull. If he likes pain we'll all be drowning in his cum by the time I'm done. Bring a fuckin' scuba mask. And if that dyslexic moron S2 makes it to the ring before he gets his foot amputated to diabetes I'll cause him more suffering than cholesterol already is. That motherfucker would rather eat salad than catch these hands. Get your wills in order and say farewell to your loved ones; your wives and mothers will see me separating your bones from flesh every time they close their eyes for the rest of their rotten lives. You done got booked with the wrong one.
Black Clyde's eye is glowing intensely.
Ice T
Damn.
Jerome Hathersage
Bruh.