Post by Barron Boneius on Jul 10, 2020 8:01:33 GMT -5
Snivley is sat in his bedroom in the Bone Cave. The room is covered in Boneius merch. Snivley himself is sat playing with a Boneius figure. He presses a button on its back.
Snivley looks at the toy sadly. He hears a noise somewhere in the cave. He looks up to see a tall figure looking in at him. The figure walks towards him and bashes his head on the roof. Rather than move it, he just drags it along into the room. It’s a tall gray man in dungarees, his arms stretching down to his knees.
Snivley just looks confused.
Behind the figure Dr Stefan enters.
Snivley nods.
He points to the tall grey man who stands still, drooling.
Snivley drops to his knees.
Snivley pauses for a long moment. Eventually he nods.
Snivley shakes his head.
The two figures leave Snivley alone in his cave. He looks miffed. He pulls up his laptop and his jaw drops as he open the fight sheet and sees he’s fighting solo.
Cut to –
Snivley is in the training room. In front of him is a metal fist on a spring. He pulls the fist back so its ready to spring. One by one he sets up a picture of one of his challengers above the fist, and then lets it punch him sending him across the room. He does this continues until he has taken at least 20 hits from each.
Barron Boneius Toy (Clearly not voiced by Boneius)
You’re my favourite minion.
Snivley looks at the toy sadly. He hears a noise somewhere in the cave. He looks up to see a tall figure looking in at him. The figure walks towards him and bashes his head on the roof. Rather than move it, he just drags it along into the room. It’s a tall gray man in dungarees, his arms stretching down to his knees.
Snivley just looks confused.
Behind the figure Dr Stefan enters.
Snivley
What?
Dr Stefan
Ze Barron did not authorise the eye treatment. Vas that your idea?
Dr Stefan
Ven he finds out you betrayed him, he vill vant you replaced. Something I could easily do.
He points to the tall grey man who stands still, drooling.
Dr Stefan
Zis is Bivley.
Bivley
Bivley make friend.
Snivley drops to his knees.
Snivley
Please don’t tell master please don’t tell master.
Dr Stefan
Zhen be truthful vith me. Has he lost his vay? Between you and me.
Dr Stefan
I see. You’ve never seen him like zhis before?
Snivley shakes his head.
Snivley
The master of mayhem is lost.
Dr Stefan
Zhank you for your honestly. I vill not tell him vhat you have done. And you vill not tell him I vas here. Come now Bivley, ve have test to run.
Bivley
Friend make Bivley smart.
Dr Stefan
It vas a good plan Snivley, you have, surprised me.
Dr Stefan
It vas a good plan Snivley, you have, surprised me.
The two figures leave Snivley alone in his cave. He looks miffed. He pulls up his laptop and his jaw drops as he open the fight sheet and sees he’s fighting solo.
Cut to –
Snivley is in the training room. In front of him is a metal fist on a spring. He pulls the fist back so its ready to spring. One by one he sets up a picture of one of his challengers above the fist, and then lets it punch him sending him across the room. He does this continues until he has taken at least 20 hits from each.