Post by Barron Boneius on Jul 7, 2020 9:28:31 GMT -5
(Takes place before the events of EVIL EYE 2 EYE FOR EYE)
Barron Boneius sits in a nice jacket at a bar. Snivley sits next to him on a high stool, even on the stool he just peaks over the bar top. A bartender comes over and hands them both a beer. He pauses before giving the drink to Snivley.
He gives the drink over and walks away. Boneius connects two straws together and put the straw in Snivley's drink so he can reach it. The two both take swigs. Boneius takes out a post it note, written on it, “Eye think you suck”.
Snivley looks up at him confused.
Snivley pauses, then nods along and smiles. Boneius looks at him, scowling.
Boneius continues to scowl.
Snivley shuts up and drinks a little more.
Boneius raises his hand to smack Snivley but holds it in the air.
Annie emerges from the side and takes Boneius’s hand.
The sound of Annie’s voice soothes Boneius, he lowers his raised hand.
At the mention of Spud Snivley smiles. Annie laughs. The more Boneius hears her voice the more his expression turns from a scowl to a smile. The bartender comes over, with a drink already in hand.
The bartender points to a larger man sat a few stools down who smiles at her. Annie pushes the drink back.
Bob is suddenly sat right next to her. Boneius leans to the side so he can see Bob. Bob smiles.
Bob turns back to Annie.
Annie turns to Boneius who is starting to look annoyed.
She doesn’t even turn to him. Bob looks at Boneius.
Bob hears this and turns back to face the bar.
Boneius immediately tenses. Annie takes his arm.
Bob gets up to take a call and walks out. As he’s leaving he turns to the bartender.
He turns to Boneius.
As soon as he’s left Boneius gets up and heads to the door.
Boneius walks out and around the side of the bar to an alley. Bob is stood there on the phone.
He sees Boneius and hangs up.
Bob swings a punch and clocks Boneius. Bob immediately starts wailing on him. He’s a surprisingly competent fighter. Boneius blocks a few hits but takes most. Boneius manages to trip him.
Bob spits out some blood and gets up and charges him. He throws Boneius to the ground. Boneius is able to throw him off, but as Boneius rolls over Bob gets onto his back and hits him over the head with a pipe. Boneius goes limp for a moment, giving Bob the opportunity to use the pipe to get Boneius in a choke hold.
Boneius is looking directly down at a puddle, at his reflection. A drop of blood falls into the puddle. The reflection turns a sickly red. As if his skull face has a bloody red hand print on it.
Boneius throws his head back, hitting Bobs. Bob grabs his nose as he falls off Boneius. Slowly Boneius gets up. His movements are different. Slow, deliberate, cold. He lifts up the pipe as Bob gets up. Bob swings a punch, Boneius dodges gracefully and swings the pipe at his arm. The sound of bones breaking echoes through the alley as Bob lets out a yell. Before he can finish this cry Boneius rams the pipe through Bobs knee.
Boneius grabs Bob by the neck, silencing his screams. Bob looks into Boneius’s eyes. They are glazed over, his expression blank. With his free hand Boneius quickly strikes Bob in the ribs. Again the sound of bones shattering reverberates around them.
Boneius walks deeper into the alley, dragging Bob by the neck before smashing him against a metal dumpster. Boneius grabs the man’s head and smashes it into the metal over and over again with brutal speed and force. He then drops Bob, so he slumps down the bin.
Boneius slams his knee into Bobs head. Bob falls to the ground. Boneius puts his foot on his throat and pressed down. Annie and Snivley emerge from round the corner. Annie gasps as she sees the bloody alley and Boneius at the end, coldly looking down at the man as he crushes his throat.
Annie runs over him.
The glaze lifts from the Barons eyes. As is awakening from a trance he steps backwards, taking deep breaths; eventually he falls to the ground. Annie goes up to him and kneels by him. Snivley looks on. Annie turns to him.
Snivley scuttles away. Boneius kneels in silence. Annie holds his head in her hands.
Boneius back at home stood in his garage gym. The door is open, its dark, but the sound of the rain outside is heard. Annie walks over to him.
They both stand in silence looking out into the darkness.
Cut to
Snivley is stood outside Black Clyde's gym, he has the note in hand. After a long moment, he crumples up the note and throws it aside. He pulls out a crappy old Nokia phone and scrolls through his contacts till he sees the name "Dr Stefan Camer" and dials. Quickly the call is answered and we hear a familiar voice.
Barron Boneius sits in a nice jacket at a bar. Snivley sits next to him on a high stool, even on the stool he just peaks over the bar top. A bartender comes over and hands them both a beer. He pauses before giving the drink to Snivley.
Bartender
You old enough?
Snivley
(Pause) Yes.
Bartender
Ok.
He gives the drink over and walks away. Boneius connects two straws together and put the straw in Snivley's drink so he can reach it. The two both take swigs. Boneius takes out a post it note, written on it, “Eye think you suck”.
Barron Boneius
After these boozy beverages shall we bounce over to brew a blast?
Snivley looks up at him confused.
Barron Boneius
Lets go stick this on Black Clyde's car.
Snivley pauses, then nods along and smiles. Boneius looks at him, scowling.
Barron Boneius
What?
Snivley
Nothing, it’s very evil.
Boneius continues to scowl.
Snivley
Master, might I speak freely?
Barron Boneius
No.
Snivley shuts up and drinks a little more.
Barron Boneius
Fine.
Snivley
Ever since you met that, that, woman, you’ve been different master.
Boneius raises his hand to smack Snivley but holds it in the air.
Barron Boneius
This note is purest evil! How dare you suggest I’m not evil.
Snivley
I didn’t –
Barron Boneius
I’m evil, I’m more evil than ever!
Annie emerges from the side and takes Boneius’s hand.
Annie
I leave for 2 minutes.
Annie
No sign of Leslie yet? She was meant to meet us here. She wanted to talk tactics for the big six man tag team.
Barron Boneius
Barron Boneius
I've beaten the rebel Raging Dead before, the obnoxious orange is old news and the rubbish rocker Spud is past his prime.
At the mention of Spud Snivley smiles. Annie laughs. The more Boneius hears her voice the more his expression turns from a scowl to a smile. The bartender comes over, with a drink already in hand.
Bartender
Courtesy of Bob.
The bartender points to a larger man sat a few stools down who smiles at her. Annie pushes the drink back.
Annie
Tell him it's fine.
Bob
Tell me yourself sweet stuff.
Bob is suddenly sat right next to her. Boneius leans to the side so he can see Bob. Bob smiles.
Bob
Oh shit, you’re that fucking Hollywood guy from the TV.
Bob turns back to Annie.
Bob
Bet he must treat you real nice.
Annie
Yup.
Annie turns to Boneius who is starting to look annoyed.
Bob
I’d treat you real nice.
Annie
Sure.
Bob
No hard feelings man, just cos there’s a goalie doesn’t mean you shouldn’t take a shot right. And oh mama, is she one fine goal post.
Annie
Ignore him.
Bob
(Whispering)
(Whispering)
Stuck up bitch, it's a compliment.
Boneius immediately tenses. Annie takes his arm.
Annie
Ignore, him.
Bob gets up to take a call and walks out. As he’s leaving he turns to the bartender.
Bob
Get me another beer.
He turns to Boneius.
Bob
I’ll be here for a while.
As soon as he’s left Boneius gets up and heads to the door.
Annie
Boneius stop.
Barron Boneius
I’m just going to ask him to leave.
Boneius walks out and around the side of the bar to an alley. Bob is stood there on the phone.
Bob
It didn’t work, I tried but –
Bob
What the fuck you doing out here.
Boneius
Leave you lesser leech.
Bob
Make me pussy.
Bob swings a punch and clocks Boneius. Bob immediately starts wailing on him. He’s a surprisingly competent fighter. Boneius blocks a few hits but takes most. Boneius manages to trip him.
Barron Boneius
Stay down.
Bob
What the fuck are you even meant to be. You’re not a man, you’re some fucking Hollywood fake. I bet your dad must be real proud.
Boneius is looking directly down at a puddle, at his reflection. A drop of blood falls into the puddle. The reflection turns a sickly red. As if his skull face has a bloody red hand print on it.
Boneius throws his head back, hitting Bobs. Bob grabs his nose as he falls off Boneius. Slowly Boneius gets up. His movements are different. Slow, deliberate, cold. He lifts up the pipe as Bob gets up. Bob swings a punch, Boneius dodges gracefully and swings the pipe at his arm. The sound of bones breaking echoes through the alley as Bob lets out a yell. Before he can finish this cry Boneius rams the pipe through Bobs knee.
Boneius grabs Bob by the neck, silencing his screams. Bob looks into Boneius’s eyes. They are glazed over, his expression blank. With his free hand Boneius quickly strikes Bob in the ribs. Again the sound of bones shattering reverberates around them.
Bob
(Whimpering)
(Whimpering)
Please, please.
Boneius walks deeper into the alley, dragging Bob by the neck before smashing him against a metal dumpster. Boneius grabs the man’s head and smashes it into the metal over and over again with brutal speed and force. He then drops Bob, so he slumps down the bin.
Bob
(Weak, through a bloody mouth)
(Weak, through a bloody mouth)
It was just a job, I swear, plea -
Boneius slams his knee into Bobs head. Bob falls to the ground. Boneius puts his foot on his throat and pressed down. Annie and Snivley emerge from round the corner. Annie gasps as she sees the bloody alley and Boneius at the end, coldly looking down at the man as he crushes his throat.
Annie
Boneius!
Annie runs over him.
Annie
Boneius stop!
The glaze lifts from the Barons eyes. As is awakening from a trance he steps backwards, taking deep breaths; eventually he falls to the ground. Annie goes up to him and kneels by him. Snivley looks on. Annie turns to him.
Annie
Go, go give Clyde that stupid note or whatever, just leave.
Annie
What did you do Boneius, what did you do?
Cut to -
Boneius back at home stood in his garage gym. The door is open, its dark, but the sound of the rain outside is heard. Annie walks over to him.
Annie
I can’t always be there to calm you. I don’t think you should fight, it’s not safe.
Barron Boneius
I can control it.
They both stand in silence looking out into the darkness.
Cut to
Snivley is stood outside Black Clyde's gym, he has the note in hand. After a long moment, he crumples up the note and throws it aside. He pulls out a crappy old Nokia phone and scrolls through his contacts till he sees the name "Dr Stefan Camer" and dials. Quickly the call is answered and we hear a familiar voice.
Dr Stefan Camer
Vhat does my least favourite creation vant now?
(Barron Boneius continues to fight as bottled bone this week)
Copy of description
Bottled Boneius. So much has happened to Boneius, he isn’t sure how he feels, angry, confused, relived; more than all of that though, he feels pressure. His whole personality is under attack, and he doesn’t know where to turn or who to talk to. Bottled Boneius tries extra hard to act like regular Boneius, every line is overly alliterated and he does his fight with extra vigour and grandeur. Every now and then however, after a good beating, the illusion breaks and Boneius’s rage lets loose, for a few moments he turns ferocious, brutal, unstoppable, before catching himself and raining it in.)
(Barron Boneius continues to fight as bottled bone this week)
Copy of description
Bottled Boneius. So much has happened to Boneius, he isn’t sure how he feels, angry, confused, relived; more than all of that though, he feels pressure. His whole personality is under attack, and he doesn’t know where to turn or who to talk to. Bottled Boneius tries extra hard to act like regular Boneius, every line is overly alliterated and he does his fight with extra vigour and grandeur. Every now and then however, after a good beating, the illusion breaks and Boneius’s rage lets loose, for a few moments he turns ferocious, brutal, unstoppable, before catching himself and raining it in.)