Post by Trent? on Jul 7, 2020 4:05:54 GMT -5
The Day Before PrimeTime VIII
Wait so...why are we here?
Trent
I told you, here to pick up women. All the local riff raff-I mean nice women come to the indoor shopping mall during the middle of the week. Mostly moms.
Chuck
Yeah okay..so what if I don't want to do that?
Trent lets out a sigh rocking his head back. He reaches deep into his pockets and pulls out a folded up twenty dollar bill and hands it to Chuck.
Trent
Here, go to the arcade or something. I'll meet you there later.
Chuck runs off giggling.
Trent
Don't waste it all on the crane game! You know those are rigged!
Trent, adjusts his shoulders and his jacket. He slicks his hair back, wets his thumb and finger and glides them smoothly across his perfectly trimmed eyebrows.
Trent
Alright, where to, where to, first.
Trent surveys the stores around him. At one end is a Forever 21
Trent
Too young
He looks at a Marie Calendars
Trent
Too old
He pans over to SEARS
Trent
Too many dads
His eyes land on a Baby Gap
Trent
Just right..
With a getup in his step, he bops over to the Baby Gap, and enters. Walking through the mini isles, pretending to look at things hanging on shelves, while peaking around for prospects, he notices a young woman pushing a baby in a cart. Trent sneakily picks up a piece of clothing, holding it in front of his face and bum rushes right into the woman's cart with her baby in it causing the kid to burst into tears
Trent
Oh my god, I'm so sorry!
MILF
(Picking up her child to comfort them)
Shhh shh it's okay.
(Shooting a look at Trent)
It's okay. You find what you're looking for?
Trent
Ah yes, found what I came for, this...
(realizing what he's holding)
I love my mommy baby romper...
MIL
Oh so, there is a Mrs Walks into Strangers?
Trent
No, of course not.
(Talking really fast)
I mean not of course not like I shouldn't be married, I just mean I'm not here for myself, this isn't for me it's for somebody else..My uh...sister! Yes, my sister's baby shower, is why I am shopping here today right now and ran into you, on this day, here today, at this Gap for Babies.
MILF
Awe that's so cute! I know what it's like to do this on my own.
Trent looks up to the heavens giving a "yessss" look, before snapping back to the conversation.
Trent
I'm Greg by the way. So, all on your own you say?
MILF
Well I have some help, my dad is always helping me out, even if I want it or not. You know how parents are
(she giggles)
Trent
Oh yeah parents are great. I love my mommy, I mean mom. Mother. I love my Mother like a child should love their parent.
MILF
My dad is great too. He's actually around here somewhere. Dad?
Trent
Oh well, you don't have to do that, I'm sure he's busy..shopping?
A man with a hoarse voice calls out. From behind the mother and child walks up one, Diamond Dallas Page.
DDP
You alright hon? I heard a loud crash than you call for me, is every-
(Noticing Trent)
It's you. What? First you take my belt now you want my grandchild? What else do you want from me?
Trent
Whaaat? No, that's crazy. I don't want you'r grand child I just want your daughter...
DDP cocks his head to the side at the sound of the possible serial killer.
Trent
Wait, that's not what I meant
Trent slowly backs away as DDP comes forward
Trent
I was just walking through, and I noticed your daughter and I thought...
DDP
You thought what?
Trent, at a loss for words throws stuff off the shelves and takes off out of the store. He sprints down the mall pushing people aside as other give him space. He turns to see nobody behind him, and slows down to a light jog. Before he can turn his head back forward he crashes into a large man almost knocking himself out. As he lay on the floor his vision clears up and looks upwards at a scarred man with a handlebar mustache.
Jake Roberts
I should have snapped you like a twig when I had the chance boy
Trent jumps to his feet and screams for Chuck who is nowhere near. Trent continues to run down the mall screaming for Chuck, he runs right by the arcade without noticing.
Inside the arcade is Chuck who's feeding quarters in a crane game for prizes. He slowly moves the stick over a white teddy bear holding a heart.
Chuck
(to himself)
Oh Trent is going to love this, that'll show him. I know I'm a master at these games.
The claw slowly reaches down and grabs a hold of the bear by it's head. It makes it's way over to the corner and releases. But the bear hits the corner of the chute and falls back into the bin with the other animals. It lay motionless, like it's mocking Chuck with it's black lifeless marbles for eyes.
Chuck
(Banging on the glass)
I want the bearrrrr!
Chuck shuffles in his pockets for more tokens, but comes up empty. He searches his back pockets to no luck. Chuck hit's the floor and starts feeling around the dark undercarriage of the machine for a loose token, while panicking. While he's on the floor a man with two women walks up to the machine.
Scott Hall
Now you see ladies, the key isn't the claw itself. The key...is how you use the stick.
The girls giggle as he lowers the claw and easily grabs the bear, dropping it into the chute. As he picks up his prize, Chuck stands up.
Chuck
Hey! That was mine!
Scott Hall
You snooze you lose chico
Chuck
No!
With that Chuck tackles Scott Hall, who easily gains control of Chuck and wraps him in a headlock. While gasping for air Chuck silently screams to himself for Trent.
Back in the center of the mall Trent is running, pushing over women and children out of the way. As he slides across a corner DDP tackles him like a linebacker as the two go flying into a Wetzels Pretzel cart.
DDP
(Choking Trent with his bare hands)
You think you can get away with taking my title? Then come in a perv out on my daughter? And threaten my grandchilds life? You think you have tough competition in your ladder match? You aren't going to even make your ladder match if I have it my way.
DDP continues to choke Trent as he begins to fade. At a last ditch effort Trent reaches for DDP's nips and gives em a twist. DDP let's go of Trents neck to protect himself. Trent rushes off leaving DDP in the wreckage.
Trent finally makes his way to the arcade to find Scott Hall and Chuck tangled up. He runs up to them and begins to pry them apart.
Chuck
Trent! Trent no! The bear! Get the bear!
Trent grabs the bear from Scott Halls grasp. Chuck elbows Scott Hall in the neck and stands up free from his hold. The two run off together with the bear as their prize.
Trent and Chuck are walking through an indoor shopping mall. They are ogling various window items.
Chuck
Wait, so why isn't OC here?
Trent
(stuffing a Cinnabon in his face)
I don't know
(chewing)
Something about an old man giving him a weird version of an RKO or something.
The two shrug it off and keep going.
ChuckChuck
Wait, so why isn't OC here?
Trent
(stuffing a Cinnabon in his face)
I don't know
(chewing)
Something about an old man giving him a weird version of an RKO or something.
The two shrug it off and keep going.
Wait so...why are we here?
Trent
I told you, here to pick up women. All the local riff raff-I mean nice women come to the indoor shopping mall during the middle of the week. Mostly moms.
Chuck
Yeah okay..so what if I don't want to do that?
Trent lets out a sigh rocking his head back. He reaches deep into his pockets and pulls out a folded up twenty dollar bill and hands it to Chuck.
Trent
Here, go to the arcade or something. I'll meet you there later.
Chuck runs off giggling.
Trent
Don't waste it all on the crane game! You know those are rigged!
Trent, adjusts his shoulders and his jacket. He slicks his hair back, wets his thumb and finger and glides them smoothly across his perfectly trimmed eyebrows.
Trent
Alright, where to, where to, first.
Trent surveys the stores around him. At one end is a Forever 21
Trent
Too young
He looks at a Marie Calendars
Trent
Too old
He pans over to SEARS
Trent
Too many dads
His eyes land on a Baby Gap
Trent
Just right..
With a getup in his step, he bops over to the Baby Gap, and enters. Walking through the mini isles, pretending to look at things hanging on shelves, while peaking around for prospects, he notices a young woman pushing a baby in a cart. Trent sneakily picks up a piece of clothing, holding it in front of his face and bum rushes right into the woman's cart with her baby in it causing the kid to burst into tears
Trent
Oh my god, I'm so sorry!
MILF
(Picking up her child to comfort them)
Shhh shh it's okay.
(Shooting a look at Trent)
It's okay. You find what you're looking for?
Trent
Ah yes, found what I came for, this...
(realizing what he's holding)
I love my mommy baby romper...
MIL
Oh so, there is a Mrs Walks into Strangers?
Trent
No, of course not.
(Talking really fast)
I mean not of course not like I shouldn't be married, I just mean I'm not here for myself, this isn't for me it's for somebody else..My uh...sister! Yes, my sister's baby shower, is why I am shopping here today right now and ran into you, on this day, here today, at this Gap for Babies.
MILF
Awe that's so cute! I know what it's like to do this on my own.
Trent looks up to the heavens giving a "yessss" look, before snapping back to the conversation.
Trent
I'm Greg by the way. So, all on your own you say?
MILF
Well I have some help, my dad is always helping me out, even if I want it or not. You know how parents are
(she giggles)
Trent
Oh yeah parents are great. I love my mommy, I mean mom. Mother. I love my Mother like a child should love their parent.
MILF
My dad is great too. He's actually around here somewhere. Dad?
Trent
Oh well, you don't have to do that, I'm sure he's busy..shopping?
A man with a hoarse voice calls out. From behind the mother and child walks up one, Diamond Dallas Page.
DDP
You alright hon? I heard a loud crash than you call for me, is every-
(Noticing Trent)
It's you. What? First you take my belt now you want my grandchild? What else do you want from me?
Trent
Whaaat? No, that's crazy. I don't want you'r grand child I just want your daughter...
DDP cocks his head to the side at the sound of the possible serial killer.
Trent
Wait, that's not what I meant
Trent slowly backs away as DDP comes forward
Trent
I was just walking through, and I noticed your daughter and I thought...
DDP
You thought what?
Trent, at a loss for words throws stuff off the shelves and takes off out of the store. He sprints down the mall pushing people aside as other give him space. He turns to see nobody behind him, and slows down to a light jog. Before he can turn his head back forward he crashes into a large man almost knocking himself out. As he lay on the floor his vision clears up and looks upwards at a scarred man with a handlebar mustache.
Jake Roberts
I should have snapped you like a twig when I had the chance boy
Trent jumps to his feet and screams for Chuck who is nowhere near. Trent continues to run down the mall screaming for Chuck, he runs right by the arcade without noticing.
Inside the arcade is Chuck who's feeding quarters in a crane game for prizes. He slowly moves the stick over a white teddy bear holding a heart.
Chuck
(to himself)
Oh Trent is going to love this, that'll show him. I know I'm a master at these games.
The claw slowly reaches down and grabs a hold of the bear by it's head. It makes it's way over to the corner and releases. But the bear hits the corner of the chute and falls back into the bin with the other animals. It lay motionless, like it's mocking Chuck with it's black lifeless marbles for eyes.
Chuck
(Banging on the glass)
I want the bearrrrr!
Chuck shuffles in his pockets for more tokens, but comes up empty. He searches his back pockets to no luck. Chuck hit's the floor and starts feeling around the dark undercarriage of the machine for a loose token, while panicking. While he's on the floor a man with two women walks up to the machine.
Scott Hall
Now you see ladies, the key isn't the claw itself. The key...is how you use the stick.
The girls giggle as he lowers the claw and easily grabs the bear, dropping it into the chute. As he picks up his prize, Chuck stands up.
Chuck
Hey! That was mine!
Scott Hall
You snooze you lose chico
Chuck
No!
With that Chuck tackles Scott Hall, who easily gains control of Chuck and wraps him in a headlock. While gasping for air Chuck silently screams to himself for Trent.
Back in the center of the mall Trent is running, pushing over women and children out of the way. As he slides across a corner DDP tackles him like a linebacker as the two go flying into a Wetzels Pretzel cart.
DDP
(Choking Trent with his bare hands)
You think you can get away with taking my title? Then come in a perv out on my daughter? And threaten my grandchilds life? You think you have tough competition in your ladder match? You aren't going to even make your ladder match if I have it my way.
DDP continues to choke Trent as he begins to fade. At a last ditch effort Trent reaches for DDP's nips and gives em a twist. DDP let's go of Trents neck to protect himself. Trent rushes off leaving DDP in the wreckage.
Trent finally makes his way to the arcade to find Scott Hall and Chuck tangled up. He runs up to them and begins to pry them apart.
Chuck
Trent! Trent no! The bear! Get the bear!
Trent grabs the bear from Scott Halls grasp. Chuck elbows Scott Hall in the neck and stands up free from his hold. The two run off together with the bear as their prize.