Post by figueiras69 on Jul 6, 2020 22:13:52 GMT -5
José Figueiras finally finds Bret Hart or Stone Cold or Booker T or whoever the fuck is in charge now fucking hell it's been like 3 weeks stop changing GMs ffs
José Figueiras
Can I bring back MLK from the dead?
Bret Hart
Yes. Not Jr. though.
José Figueiras
Ye I meant Sr.
Bret Hart
Fair enough.
José Figueiras brings back Reverend Martin Luther King Jr's dad, Martin Luther King, from the dead.
José Figueiras
Hi.
MLK Sr. hugs José Figueiras seductively, and says.
MLK
Thank you, thank you very much.
José Figueiras
You would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world as I fell asleep
'Cause they fill the open air
And leave teardrops everywhere
You'd think me rude but I would just stand and stare
I'd like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems
'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand lightning bugs
As they tried to teach me how to dance
A foxtrot above my head
A sock hop beneath my bed
A disco ball is just hanging by a thread (thread, thread)
I'd like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems (when I fall asleep)
Leave my door open just a crack
Please take me away from here
'Cause I feel like such an insomniac
Please take me away from here
Why do I tire of counting sheep
Please take me away from here
When I'm far too tired to fall asleep
To ten million fireflies
I'm weird cause I hate goodbyes
I got misty eyes as they said farewell (said farewell)
But I'll know where several are
If my dreams get real bizarre
'Cause I saved a few and I keep them in a jar (jar, jar)
I'd like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems (when I fall asleep)
I'd like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems (when I fall asleep)
MLK
Wow
José Figueiras
That's Fireflies by Owl City.
MLK
I didn't know that.
José Figueiras
I'm José Figueiras.
MLK
That, my friend, I did know.
They share a high five but kind of miss. You know what it's like sometimes. They share a good laugh together and then sit on a couch eating croissants and listening to Rob Conway's theme song.