[TELEVISED] Whats the name of that store?

The Beer Can Man would enter a Dickies store.

Beer Can Man
So whats the name of this store?

Person
Dickies

Beer Can Man
What does that say on your shirt?

Person
Dickies.

Beer Can Man
Hehehe.. what do you sell?

Person
Balls. Wait a second! You are that person from the telephone!

Beer Can Man
Hahahaha.

*Beer Can Man would run out of the store and would enter the restraunt called Frying Nemo*

Beer Can Man
So whats on the menu?

Some dude
Kebabs, Burgers, Pizzas and Fish and Chips

Beer Can Man
Lemme get two Dorys and a Nemo please.

Some dude
Dude... just stop it. You came here the last week saying the exact same fucking thing.

*Beer Can Man would run would of Frying Nemo and would go to his trailor*

Beer Can Man
Lemme get dis good ass beer.

*Beer Can Man would call the restraunt called Hing Fat Kok*

Beer Can Man

Pizza, pasta, put in a box. Bring it here and put it on my cock! The tortelini on my weenie. Peppeironi on the walls. Cheesey on my peeny and soms sauce-a on my balls! Or in other words
Fruit salad, yummy, yummy
Fruit salad, yummy, yummy
Fruit salad, yummy, yummy
Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy
Fruit salad.

*The restraunt guy would hang up*