Post by Prince Pretty on Jul 5, 2020 11:44:42 GMT -5
The crowd in the Wells Fargo Center are chomping at the bit for more action, as Alberta Wrestling Federation's weekly episodic program, Primetime, is rocking the house here tonight in Philadelphia. There's a slight lull in the action, as fans are anticipating what is happening next. Within a few seconds, the lights in the arena went completely dark and the fans in Philly started cheering, out of sheer excitement.
.. LOOK, EVERYONE .. IT'S TYLER!
The cheers of excitement quickly turned to jeers as Tyler Breeze's entrance music and video began to play. Simulated camera flashes went off all throughout the Wells Fargo Center, awaiting the arrival of "Prince Pretty". The camera switches to a shot at Tyler's fluffy boots as he struts out on the ramp, back turned to the camera. A drastic zoom out and Tyler turns over his left shoulder and strikes a pose that is enough to make millions of women orgasm at once. Turning around, Tyler lifts his selfie stick and raises it to his face, capturing his beauty and displaying it on the video screen behind him. Tyler struts down the ramp, only paying attention to the reflection of his beauty. When he gets half way down the ramp, a blonde female jumps the guardrail and tries to merely touch the greatness that is Tyler, but she's quickly swept off by the security team - an all too familiar occurrence for a pop icon like Tyler Breeze.
Tyler entered the ring and posed for the fans to get their photo opportunity of perfection personified. Still staring at himself in his cell phone, Tyler demands a microphone from a stage hand and is quickly given one. Tyler blows a kiss to his cell phone, before placing the selfie stick on the mat and raising the microphone to his lips, ready to speak his mind.
TYLER BREEZE
Ladies and uggos .. my name is Tyler Breeze, but I'm quite sure that you already knew that, especially considering that I am world renowned for so many reasons. Maybe you've seen me trending on Twitter, or perhaps you've seen my beauty on Instagram. If you're as old and out-of-touch as Bret Hart and you don't know how to use modern technology, maybe you've seen my face gracing the cover of magazines. Or maybe, you're more familiar with me being Alberta Wrestling Federation's recent acquisition that has FINALLY given this company a much needed injection of credibility. As the most gorgeous grappler on this roster, it truly sickens me to see these ... cretins .. walking around in the locker room, with no shame. I see people, and I use that term loosely, walking around the locker room with no type of embarrassment for their poor fashion choices, awful haircuts, or ... they're simply just so damned gross. The only thing worse .. are these .. uggos in the crowd.
Ladies and uggos .. my name is Tyler Breeze, but I'm quite sure that you already knew that, especially considering that I am world renowned for so many reasons. Maybe you've seen me trending on Twitter, or perhaps you've seen my beauty on Instagram. If you're as old and out-of-touch as Bret Hart and you don't know how to use modern technology, maybe you've seen my face gracing the cover of magazines. Or maybe, you're more familiar with me being Alberta Wrestling Federation's recent acquisition that has FINALLY given this company a much needed injection of credibility. As the most gorgeous grappler on this roster, it truly sickens me to see these ... cretins .. walking around in the locker room, with no shame. I see people, and I use that term loosely, walking around the locker room with no type of embarrassment for their poor fashion choices, awful haircuts, or ... they're simply just so damned gross. The only thing worse .. are these .. uggos in the crowd.
Tyler pauses and cringes at the mere thought of the people in AWF walking around with no shame for their unsightliness. Tyler paces around the ring and continues to speak as the fans boo him loudly.
Tyler shakes his head and continues to walk around the ring. He scoffs at Ironside's immaturity and continues to speak, looking directly into the hard cam, as it slowly zoomed in on his face.
TYLER BREEZE
Now, last week .. things got a bit .. chaotic and I did not emerge victorious on that night. But, let me tell you .. I felt victory the next day when the cable ratings came in and there was a significant spike in ratings when Prince Pretty graced your television sets. You see, despite the best efforts of Mag Aluf, who undoubtedly STOLE a victory from me last week .. I would not be made out to be a "loser" .. which brings me to my opponent here tonight - Max Ironside. Now, if you people haven't been under a rock this week - and I know I may be giving you too much credit - you'd know that Ironside took his ball and he ran home. Yes, that's right ... your Handicapped Hero had a mouthful of Priscilla Kelly's nether regions last week and he lost his opportunity for the World's Championship. Then, he found out that he was scheduled to face off against Prince Pretty here tonight .. and do you know what young Maximilian did, ladies and uggos? He had a BF. That's right. A bitch-fit.
Tyler shakes his head and continues to walk around the ring. He scoffs at Ironside's immaturity and continues to speak, looking directly into the hard cam, as it slowly zoomed in on his face.
TYLER BREEZE
Tyler Breeze drops the microphone and walks towards the referee who is standing in the corner, minding his own business. Tyler grabs him by the collar and begins berating him, but our camera isn't able to pick up any of the actual audio. The referee is confused and trying to shield himself from being hit, but Tyler continues to yell at him.
JIM ROSS
Oh, this is despicable! Tyler Breeze is trying to get this referee to start the match. We all know damn well that Max Ironside walked out of AWF last week and he's not here tonight.
CHRISTIAN
It might not be the "morally-right" move, but you have to admit, it's brilliant. This match had high stakes with the winner set to become the final entrant in the Elimination Chamber! You can't blame Tyler for trying this, JR.
He threw a tantrum and you know what? I truly cannot blame him for one moment. If I was as disgusting and unkempt as Ironside, I wouldn't dare be caught next to PERFECTION PERSONIFIED, for fear of being exposed for the uggo that I am. But instead of sticking it out for another week and facing me like a man .. you ran and hid. Instead of trying to defeat me, and I understand that is damn near impossible, and trying to EARN an opportunity to enter The Elimination Chamber to challenge for the World's Championship for a second time - you ran home. But, what you did - throwing a tantrum and quitting - it was immensely smart and wise, and that's not something that is normally in your wheelhouse. So, congratulations on doing something right. And I know you're sitting at home right now, watching this and trying your best to rinse the taste of Priscilla Kelly's blood out of your mouth, and you're probably seething right now. Well, I'm sure this is going to make you even more angry, my little friend.
Tyler Breeze drops the microphone and walks towards the referee who is standing in the corner, minding his own business. Tyler grabs him by the collar and begins berating him, but our camera isn't able to pick up any of the actual audio. The referee is confused and trying to shield himself from being hit, but Tyler continues to yell at him.
JIM ROSS
Oh, this is despicable! Tyler Breeze is trying to get this referee to start the match. We all know damn well that Max Ironside walked out of AWF last week and he's not here tonight.
CHRISTIAN
It might not be the "morally-right" move, but you have to admit, it's brilliant. This match had high stakes with the winner set to become the final entrant in the Elimination Chamber! You can't blame Tyler for trying this, JR.
Indeed this seemed to be his plan. Tyler barked orders at the referee who raised his hands and finally agreed to start the match. He called for the bell and even the time-keeper was apprehensive, until Tyler started ordering him around as well. The referee orders that the "match" starts and calls for the bell to ring. DING, DING! Tyler smirked smugly and nodded his head in approval, happy with what he's done. He immediately propped his feet on the ropes in the corner and barked orders at the referee to begin counting Max Ironside out.
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JIM ROSS
This is how he's going to become the final entrant into the main event of The Brawl at Yankee Stadium? In a farce of a match? This is embarrassing!
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JIM ROSS
This is how he's going to become the final entrant into the main event of The Brawl at Yankee Stadium? In a farce of a match? This is embarrassing!
3...
Tyler Breeze is looking at his finger nails, admiring the manicure that he had gotten days before. The crowd is booing loudly, obviously hoping to see Max Ironside tonight. It's their own fault for thinking that that pussy was any good anyway.
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CHRISTIAN
Well, I know it's not official yet, but I guess we know who's going to be the last entrant in the Elimination Chamber! Tyler Breeze, just two weeks after arriving in the AWF, has earned a shot at the World's Championship!
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JIM ROSS
Earned?! What the hell are you talking about? He lost his match last week, he got power-bombed through a table and he's "winning" a match in the cheapest way that I've seen in some time!
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JIM ROSS
This man is going to have an opportunity at the most prestigious prize in the business. And this is how he's going to earn the opportunity? I am disgusted!
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CHRISTIAN
The King of Cuteville has the opportunity to make history at The Brawl at Yankee Stadium, JR!
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*GLASS SHATTERS*
JIM ROSS
Hell yes! This is exactly what I was hoping for! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!
Well, I know it's not official yet, but I guess we know who's going to be the last entrant in the Elimination Chamber! Tyler Breeze, just two weeks after arriving in the AWF, has earned a shot at the World's Championship!
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JIM ROSS
Earned?! What the hell are you talking about? He lost his match last week, he got power-bombed through a table and he's "winning" a match in the cheapest way that I've seen in some time!
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Tyler admires himself through his selfie stick, toying with his hair and making sure not a single hair is out of place.
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JIM ROSS
This man is going to have an opportunity at the most prestigious prize in the business. And this is how he's going to earn the opportunity? I am disgusted!
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CHRISTIAN
The King of Cuteville has the opportunity to make history at The Brawl at Yankee Stadium, JR!
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*GLASS SHATTERS*
JIM ROSS
Hell yes! This is exactly what I was hoping for! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!
Not only does JR have a stroke from excitement, but so do all of the fans in Philly! They came unglued as Austin bursts through the curtain with a microphone already in hand. Tyler Breeze looks shocked as he leaps down to the mat and begins arguing with the referee that he should have been counting faster. Obviously never one to beat around the bush, Austin immediately launches into a tirade as Tyler Breeze stares on, jaw agape.
STEVE AUSTIN
If you think for one damn second that Stone Cold Steve Austin is 'bout to let ya' make a mockery in my ring, ya' might be about as dumb as that Max Ironside sum'bitch! Now, you're right, Tyler - that beady-eyed little rat bastard Max Ironside high-tailed once he realized that he couldn't cut the mustard here in the AWF. The lil' bastard is lucky that Priscilla Kelly only did what she did to him - because if was up to ol' Stone Cold, I woulda' dropped him on that stack of dimes that he called a neck and I woulda' kicked his ass straight to the curb! But because that jackass decided to not board his flight this morning and bring himself to Philadelphia, that means that you're left without an opponent tonight. And as much as ol' Stone Cold would like to get into the ring and slap the look off that stupid lil' face of yours, I've got a much better idea.
CROWD
WHAT?!
STEVE AUSTIN
I said I've got a better plan.
CROWD
WHAT?!
STEVE AUSTIN
A better objective!
CROWD
WHAT?!
STEVE AUSTIN
A proposition!
CROWD
WHAT?!
STEVE AUSTIN
Instead of ol' Stone Cold walking down the aisle and stomping a mudhole in you ..How about I leave it up the 5 other people in the Elimination Chamber to beat to ever-livin' piss outta you, Tyler? You think that The Elimination Chamber is going to be a walk in the park? UH-UH! You got another thing comin', you slimy lil' piece of trash. If you want to see 5 people beat 7 different shades of shit out of Tyler Breeze .. GIMME A HELL YEAH!
CROWD
HELL YEAH!
STEVE AUSTIN
Congratulations, kid! Ya did it! You're in the Elimination Chamber, ya' dumb sum'bitch!
If you think for one damn second that Stone Cold Steve Austin is 'bout to let ya' make a mockery in my ring, ya' might be about as dumb as that Max Ironside sum'bitch! Now, you're right, Tyler - that beady-eyed little rat bastard Max Ironside high-tailed once he realized that he couldn't cut the mustard here in the AWF. The lil' bastard is lucky that Priscilla Kelly only did what she did to him - because if was up to ol' Stone Cold, I woulda' dropped him on that stack of dimes that he called a neck and I woulda' kicked his ass straight to the curb! But because that jackass decided to not board his flight this morning and bring himself to Philadelphia, that means that you're left without an opponent tonight. And as much as ol' Stone Cold would like to get into the ring and slap the look off that stupid lil' face of yours, I've got a much better idea.
CROWD
WHAT?!
STEVE AUSTIN
I said I've got a better plan.
CROWD
WHAT?!
STEVE AUSTIN
A better objective!
CROWD
WHAT?!
STEVE AUSTIN
A proposition!
CROWD
WHAT?!
STEVE AUSTIN
Instead of ol' Stone Cold walking down the aisle and stomping a mudhole in you ..How about I leave it up the 5 other people in the Elimination Chamber to beat to ever-livin' piss outta you, Tyler? You think that The Elimination Chamber is going to be a walk in the park? UH-UH! You got another thing comin', you slimy lil' piece of trash. If you want to see 5 people beat 7 different shades of shit out of Tyler Breeze .. GIMME A HELL YEAH!
CROWD
HELL YEAH!
STEVE AUSTIN
Congratulations, kid! Ya did it! You're in the Elimination Chamber, ya' dumb sum'bitch!
Tyler Breeze yells at Austin from inside the ring as Austin throws his hands up in the air, tosses the microphone down and receives a huge ovation from the crowd in Philadelphia!
CHRISTIAN
CHRISTIAN
Well, Tyler Breeze gets what he wants and officially is the final entrant in the Elimination Chamber for the World's Title at The Brawl at Yankee Stadium! But I don't think Breeze is prepared for what is to come!
JIM ROSS
The Elimination Chamber is the most grueling match in professional wrestling history! Tyler might have become the final entrant in the Elimination Chamber, but this jackass is in for a rude awakening! He's stepping into the lion's den. He's stepping into a match that shortens careers and I think that realization might have just set in!
JIM ROSS
The Elimination Chamber is the most grueling match in professional wrestling history! Tyler might have become the final entrant in the Elimination Chamber, but this jackass is in for a rude awakening! He's stepping into the lion's den. He's stepping into a match that shortens careers and I think that realization might have just set in!
Tyler Breeze is livid as Austin flips Tyler the bird before disappearing behind the curtain, leaving Breeze with the realization that he very well may have bitten off more than he could chew. Breeze kicks the bottom rope and yells at the referee for not counting faster as we are taken to a commercial break.
