Post by Rockstar Spud on Apr 24, 2020 23:06:27 GMT -5
PROMO ALONE AIRS ON TV. FULL VIGNETTE AIRS AS A .COM EXCLUSIVE.
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The Local Leather tour bus (a white van with Local Leather spray painted on the side) pulls up to the arena.
The door slides open and out steps a tall topless man in Leather pants (ZIGGY) carrying a guitar case. He stands the case upright and pops the clasps open and out falls ROCKSTAR SPUD.
Spud: "OH MY GOD! Ziggy how long was in there?" (slowly stands up)
Ziggy: "2 days, give or take."
Spud: "(hyperventilating) Bloody hell! I thought I was dead."
Ziggy: Erm, yeah dude, you fell asleep, so me and the lads put you in for a laugh and then forgot about it.
Spud: "WAIT! 2 DAYS, MY BIG MATCH IS TODAY, FUCK!"
Ziggy points to the Scotiabank Saddledome. Spud, nods and is about to run towards the building, Ziggy stops him and tosses him a can of Lynx Africa.
Ziggy: "You’ve been sweating in a box for a weekend mate."
Spud covers himself in deodorant and passes it back. He then sprints full pace into the arena.
Spud bundles through the doors into the backstage area, various staff and talent are hanging out. Spud grabs a backstage staff member by the arm.
Spud: "(panting) Interview time, I need my mic time now."
Staff Member: "Dude, (pointing) mic, camera, cameraman, right there, go for it."
Spud gives the guy the thumbs up, a cheeky smiles and marches to the interview space.
Staff Member: "(under his breath) Fucking amateurs."
Spud looks frustrated for a second but then pays it no heed. Spud stands in the camera shot, looks to the sky and takes a massive inhale to compose himself.
Spud: "(mutters to self) You can do this."
Cameraman: "Whenever you’re ready."
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Spud: "AWF my name is Rockstar Spud and tonight is the biggest match of my life. You see for Raging Dead I’m just a name, of 1000 names, but I am wrestling THE Raging Dead. Some of you will look at him and leer, say he’s too old, too battered, too bruised, washed up. Raging Dead I’ve been dealing with toos, all my life, too small, too ugly, too cheesy and I prove every single one wrong, every single day, I expect no less from you. Tonight I’ll be wrestling the best Raging Dead, a wily Raging Dead who has more tricks than any person on the roster and it will require every ounce of me to beat him and whether I do or I don’t I will leave that ring as more than just a name on his list, I will leave the ring with the respect of a true legend.
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Oh yeah and be sure to check out my band Local Leather at the West Nova Scotia retirement village, Friday afternoon."
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