Barron Boneius in EVIL TAKES IT'S TOLE
Jun 30, 2020 10:53:44 GMT -5
Big Homunculus and Tokyo Vice like this
Post by Barron Boneius on Jun 30, 2020 10:53:44 GMT -5
We open on a shining blue background; several scantily clad dancers are dancing around in front of it while a heavy techno tack plays. Barron Boneius walks into the centre of them.
The camera crashes in on his face.
Cut to Boneius doing the Robot while flying through space.
Cut back to Boneius on the blue stage with all the dancers. One by one they fall at his feet in a ring around him. The camera cuts to a top down view, Boneius, surrounded by people looks up.
Cut to a product shot of Barron Boneius holding a bottle of a sports drink called Bone Juice. The bottle is shaped like a bone.
We pan out to see this ad is playing on an old TV in a garage. Panning out further we see Boneius in shorts and a tank top watching the TV while batting at a speed bag hanging from the roof.
The garage door is open and the sun is streaming in. Annie walks past the open door with a bag in hand. She looks in at Boneius and smiles before entering the house.
Annie walks through the kitchen, the house is much more furnished since we last saw it, and goes to the bathroom. When she comes out she looks around and puts something in the bin. She takes a few deep breaths and heads back to the front door. As she gets close however the house phone rings. She walks over and picks it up.
Boneius walks into the house, sweaty and tired. He strolls into the living room to see Annie still stood with the phone in hand, not pressed to her ear, just in hand.
Annie shakes her head; she looks more confused than anything.
Boneius walks over to her and takes her hand
.
Annie pauses and puts the phone down. She looks Boneius directly in the eyes.
We jump into a black and white flashback.
Baby Boneius is sat in front of a fire place, looking at the fire. He looks to his side, through an open door he can see into the large ornate hallway where the stone with the Skull Smasher in it sits. Daddy Bone is trying, with all his might to lift the hammer but it refuses to budge. Baby Boneius turns back to the fire. In his hands, is the Bone Baton.
Daddy Bone storms into the room. He notices Baby Boneius with the baton.
Daddy Bone puts out his palm.
Baby Bone swings the baton, it collides with little force. Daddy Bone frowns and takes the baton.
Daddy bone takes Baby Bones hand and opens his palm. He then uses the baton to smack the palm. Baby bone yells.
Daddy Bone passes he baton back to him.
Fade back out of the flashback to Boneius and Annie at The Patella home. They are sat in the waiting room. Boneius looks perpetually confused, deep in thought. While Annie looks almost more nervous than him.
Annie laughs a little
.
They both smile. A moment passes.
Annie takes Boneius’s hand
.
A nurse walks over smiling.
The three of them walk into a nice room. A very typical retirement home room. In the corner sits a figure in a tweed coat watching Gilligan’s Island on a small TV.
His voice is frail and weak.
Slowly Boneius and Annie walk over. Annie enters his view first. He smiles when he sees her. His face is withered and we see an IV drip attached to his arm. He strains his eyes to makes her out.
The nurse chuckles.
Boneius walks around into Daddy Bone’s view.
He turns to Annie
.
He turns back to Boneius.
Boneius looks down at him.
Daddy Bone is about to say something when the realisation suddenly hits him.
Daddy Bone nods his head with a smile.
Annie takes this as a nice line, but the line seems to cut through Boneius somehow, he looks angry.
Daddy Bone looks Boneius directly in the eyes.
Boneius turns to Annie.
Annie looks confused but sees Boneius starting to leave, clearly angry, and goes with him. She leaves the room. Boneius takes one last look at his father. Daddy Bone turns to him with great effort.
He chuckles to himself.
Boneius storms out the room, Daddy Bone calls out after him, it clearly takes all of his effort.
Cut to Boneius sat on his bed at home. Annie moves behind him getting ready for bed, but Boneius sits in silence, his fists clenched.
Annie gets up behind him on the bed and holds him from behind. Boneius hardly reacts.
Boneius forces a smile and turns to her. The two kiss, Boneius looks happy, however his fists remain clenched.
Barron Boneius
Bone Juice.
The camera crashes in on his face.
Barron Boneius
Bone Juice.
Voices
(Whispering)
Bone Juice.
Cut back to Boneius on the blue stage with all the dancers. One by one they fall at his feet in a ring around him. The camera cuts to a top down view, Boneius, surrounded by people looks up.
Barron Boneius
Bone Juice.
Cut to a product shot of Barron Boneius holding a bottle of a sports drink called Bone Juice. The bottle is shaped like a bone.
Barron Boneius
Evil never tasted so good.
We pan out to see this ad is playing on an old TV in a garage. Panning out further we see Boneius in shorts and a tank top watching the TV while batting at a speed bag hanging from the roof.
The garage door is open and the sun is streaming in. Annie walks past the open door with a bag in hand. She looks in at Boneius and smiles before entering the house.
Annie walks through the kitchen, the house is much more furnished since we last saw it, and goes to the bathroom. When she comes out she looks around and puts something in the bin. She takes a few deep breaths and heads back to the front door. As she gets close however the house phone rings. She walks over and picks it up.
Boneius walks into the house, sweaty and tired. He strolls into the living room to see Annie still stood with the phone in hand, not pressed to her ear, just in hand.
Barron Boneius
Are those troublesome telemarketing tormentors testing your temper again?
Annie shakes her head; she looks more confused than anything.
Annie
I, don’t really know how to tell you this.
Boneius walks over to her and takes her hand
.
Barron Boneius
What?
Annie
Have you ever heard of The Patella home?
Barron Boneius
No.
Annie
It’s a retirement care home, just a few miles away, we could actually go now.
Boneius
I’m not that old.
Annie pauses and puts the phone down. She looks Boneius directly in the eyes.
Annie
It’s your dad, he’s alive.
We jump into a black and white flashback.
Baby Boneius is sat in front of a fire place, looking at the fire. He looks to his side, through an open door he can see into the large ornate hallway where the stone with the Skull Smasher in it sits. Daddy Bone is trying, with all his might to lift the hammer but it refuses to budge. Baby Boneius turns back to the fire. In his hands, is the Bone Baton.
Daddy Bone storms into the room. He notices Baby Boneius with the baton.
Daddy Bone (Jolly)
Well, show your dear old dad what you can do.
Daddy Bone puts out his palm.
Daddy Bone
(With the biggest smile)
(With the biggest smile)
Lets see if you’ve got my arms.
Daddy Bone
(Over the moon with happy energy)
(Over the moon with happy energy)
Oh ho ho ho, your swing is all wrong, like your putrid face. Here,
Daddy bone takes Baby Bones hand and opens his palm. He then uses the baton to smack the palm. Baby bone yells.
Daddy Bone
(With a grin that could cut diamonds)
(With a grin that could cut diamonds)
See, that’s how you use this thing.
Daddy Bone
(Ho ho ho)
(Ho ho ho)
Once you master that little thing we can move onto the real weapons. So hurry up and master that training baton you brain dead mistake.
Fade back out of the flashback to Boneius and Annie at The Patella home. They are sat in the waiting room. Boneius looks perpetually confused, deep in thought. While Annie looks almost more nervous than him.
Barron Boneius
Who called you?
Annie
They didn’t say.
Barron Boneius
It’s a trick, a dastardly trick, it has to be, we should leave.
Annie
And if it’s not?
Barron Boneius
My cute cactus I,
Annie laughs a little
.
Annie
Appreciate the effort but not an endearing name.
They both smile. A moment passes.
Barron Boneius
I don’t want to do this.
Annie takes Boneius’s hand
.
Annie
You’ve been given an opportunity most people would kill for. I know I would.
Boneius
You hate your father.
Annie
And I wish I could have told him that. If you want to go in there and reconnect, I’m by your side, if you want to go in there and curse him out, I’m by your side. I just want you to have closure.
A nurse walks over smiling.
Nurse
You must be Nigel Bone’s relatives. My my, he never mentioned he had a daughter.
Barron Boneius
I’m obviously the relative here.
Nurse
Really? I don’t see the resemblance.
The three of them walk into a nice room. A very typical retirement home room. In the corner sits a figure in a tweed coat watching Gilligan’s Island on a small TV.
His voice is frail and weak.
Daddy Bone
Come on Thurston!
Nurse
Nigel, you have guests.
Daddy Bone
Well, tell them to come over here so I can see them.
Slowly Boneius and Annie walk over. Annie enters his view first. He smiles when he sees her. His face is withered and we see an IV drip attached to his arm. He strains his eyes to makes her out.
Daddy Bone
My word, it’s been a long time since I’ve seen someone as beautiful as you my dear.
The nurse chuckles.
Daddy Bone
Obviously except for you Samantha.
Daddy Bone shakes his head as he says it in a way only Annie can see, she smiles.
Annie
Hi, I’m Annie.
Daddy Bone
Well hello Annie, I’m Nigel, but you can call me Daddy Bone if you like.
Annie
(Smiling)
I’ll probably stick to Nigel if that’s alright.
Daddy Bone
Ok, so what brings you here A-
Boneius walks around into Daddy Bone’s view.
Daddy Bone
Boneius?
Barron Boneius
Yes.
Daddy Bone
My word, how you’ve grown.
.
Daddy Bone
He was always a very small boy.
He turns back to Boneius.
Daddy Bone
What can I do for you, what brings you both here?
Boneius looks down at him.
Barron Boneius
Annie insisted.
Daddy Bone is about to say something when the realisation suddenly hits him.
Daddy Bone
You two are, are –
Barron Boneius
Married.
Daddy Bone
I always knew it, I always told your mother it’ll happen one day.
Annie
You told her he’d get married?
Daddy Bone
That he’d get happily married. Big difference.
Annie
Boneius wrestles now, have you caught any of his matches.
Daddy Bone
I did, one or two, I’m a big fan of that Priscilla Kelly woman.
Daddy Bone looks Boneius directly in the eyes.
Daddy Bone
She knows evil.
Boneius turns to Annie.
Barron Boneius
No, this is over, let’s go.
Daddy Bone (Jolly)
Thank god your mother isn’t here. She always believed in you, believed you had it, but I knew, deep down, you never did, you were never evil. I’m glad you gave up trying, you were always a quitter, and for once, it suits you.
Daddy Bone (Jolly2)
Could you do me one thing though boy, take her name, drop the Barron. I’d rather our bloodline ended with me, end on a high as they say.
Boneius storms out the room, Daddy Bone calls out after him, it clearly takes all of his effort.
Daddy Bone
I’m not disappointed in you, I never expected anything.
Annie
I’m sorry I made us go, did you at least get a bit of closure.
Barron Boneius
I don’t know.
Annie
You don’t have to fight Raging Dead if you don’t feel up for it. Honestly I think he’s more interested in selling shirts that fighting.
Annie gets up behind him on the bed and holds him from behind. Boneius hardly reacts.
Annie
We could make you a shirt. It could read, twenty percent of a twenty dollar shirt is still too much money for a Raging Dead shirt.
Boneius forces a smile and turns to her. The two kiss, Boneius looks happy, however his fists remain clenched.
(That’s right; another version of Boneius enters the ring this week. Bottled Boneius. So much has happened to Boneius, he isn’t sure how he feels, angry, confused, relived; more than all of that though, he feels pressure. His whole personality is under attack, and he doesn’t know where to turn or who to talk to. Bottled Boneius tries extra hard to act like regular Boneius, every line is overly alliterated and he does his fight with extra vigour and grandeur. Every now and then however, after a good beating, the illusion breaks and Boneius’s rage lets loose, for a few moments he turns ferocious, brutal, unstoppable, before catching himself and raining it in.)