Ruxx goes Surfing
Jun 30, 2020 9:42:43 GMT -5
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Post by Ruxx Rampede on Jun 30, 2020 9:42:43 GMT -5
Ruxx is surfing along a wave on Boynton Beach. Everyone is on the beach watching him surf and shit and they’re clapping. Ruxx looks smiley.
Ruxx - I’m fuckin surfing my nigga!
He kick flips over a fish.
Man on beach - He kickflipped over that fish!
Ruxx - you think that was good, watch this.
Ruxx kickflips over two fish. Everyone cheers. He gets a call from Black Clyde and answers.
Ruxx - Clyde my nigga what’s up?
Clyde - Sick kickflip bro. I’m watching you right now on the news.
Ruxx waves at a news helicopter filming him from above.
Clyde - is this part of your training though?
Ruxx - Just having fun my man!
Clyde - Okay Ruxx but listen you need to focus man, Dyno-Mike is a tough mother fucker! He nearly blinded me! Maybe you should come down to my gym and we can get you trained up and prepared-
A shark jumps out of the waves and gobbles up Ruxx’s phone. Ruxx just kickflips over the shark.
Ruxx - Ah shit, Clyde never got to finish his sentence, so now I’ll never understand what he wanted from me. Guess I’ll keep surfing.
Everyone on the beach starts chanting ‘BIN MAN! BIN MAN! BIN MAN!’.
Black Clyde watches the TV from his gym as he bench presses 5 military procedure tanks. He shakes his head.
Clyde - That mother fucker does good kickflips though.
Ruxx - I’m fuckin surfing my nigga!
He kick flips over a fish.
Man on beach - He kickflipped over that fish!
Ruxx - you think that was good, watch this.
Ruxx kickflips over two fish. Everyone cheers. He gets a call from Black Clyde and answers.
Ruxx - Clyde my nigga what’s up?
Clyde - Sick kickflip bro. I’m watching you right now on the news.
Ruxx waves at a news helicopter filming him from above.
Clyde - is this part of your training though?
Ruxx - Just having fun my man!
Clyde - Okay Ruxx but listen you need to focus man, Dyno-Mike is a tough mother fucker! He nearly blinded me! Maybe you should come down to my gym and we can get you trained up and prepared-
A shark jumps out of the waves and gobbles up Ruxx’s phone. Ruxx just kickflips over the shark.
Ruxx - Ah shit, Clyde never got to finish his sentence, so now I’ll never understand what he wanted from me. Guess I’ll keep surfing.
Everyone on the beach starts chanting ‘BIN MAN! BIN MAN! BIN MAN!’.
Black Clyde watches the TV from his gym as he bench presses 5 military procedure tanks. He shakes his head.
Clyde - That mother fucker does good kickflips though.