Post by ragingdead on Jun 30, 2020 0:35:49 GMT -5
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We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming with a paid infomercial. "Rage 25/8" by Z Mann Zilla plays in the background and The Raging Dead is standing in front of a wall of t-shirt designs.
"Hello there! It's your pal… Raging Dead! Wednesday July 1st… Pro Wrestling Tees kicks off its Canada Day Sale! Save 20% on EVERYTHING by using the promo code 'canada'. Available during the sale are MANY superstars from AWF including:"
But most importantly…
"That's right! Four awesome designs are available for a low, low! You should take advantage of this great sale by buying one of each!"
He points at his four shirts.
"These are also available at full price at the United Center in Chicago when AWF rolls into town for another thrilling episode of PrimeTime! That's also where you'll see me qualify for the upcoming Elimination Chamber! I'm no stranger to such a match… so it'll be like walking a bike! That… didn't come out right… but I'll stick with it! The only thing standing in my way of that satanic structure is Barron Boneius!"
"Is he a man? Is he a monster! Find out LIVE on PrimeTime! He's a scary lookin' dude… but I ain't afraid of no ghouls! Barron Boneius could very well be the guy to finally take me down a notch or four. Dirtsheets are already reporting the odds in his favor. That's what I'm hoping for. I want the world against me. That'll make it even more enjoyable to dismantle that weirdo piece by piece until there's nothing left but that big, dumb skull mask."
"It is a mask… right? I'm so tired that I could ride a horse. Okay… there are the shirts. Go buy em online or in person. See ya next time!"
Das ende.
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