Post by Bret Hart on Jun 17, 2020 22:05:24 GMT -5
The Bondage Bash special event PrimeTime was topped off by a great card, the opener of which tore the house down! See Ruxx Rampede finally land his first, long-deserved win below!
The crowd cheer as we prepare for the opener. Entering first, to monstrous cheers, are our heroes, the much loved Three Big Niggas. Their brand new theme playing them out as they arrive in their pimped out garbage truck.
As they move down to the ring, ready and determined, they're followed out by the Handicapped Hero, Max Ironside, flanked by his beautiful girlfriend Rayna. Homunculus looks back up the ramp at Ironside, shaking his head disapprovingly at him, prompting Ruxx to calm him down. Max looks rather confused as he passes Homunculus on his way to the ring, who sends him a glare.
Mark Beverly: The following six-person tag team match is set for one fall! Introducing first, the team of Ruxx Rampede, Big Homunculus, and Max Ironside!
Christian Cage: Looks like there's a bit of animosity on this team Storm.
Lance Storm: That's right. Homunculus does not look to be a fan of Max Ironside. I don't think these two have ever met either.
Christian Cage: Who knows what happened at the Bondage Bash, Storm.
Dirty Deeds Done Cheap hits, and the crowd boos as a stern, cigar smoking Dyno-Mike stomps out onto the stage. The camo polo he wore and saw quickly ruined at the Bondage Bash is no more, replaced by his usual ring gear.
Mark Beverly: And their opponents, first: DYNO! MIKE!
He glares down the ring at Black Clyde, eyes unmoving from this threat, as the familiar Oh Bondage! Up Yours hits behind him.
AWF World's Championship belt around her waist, Priscilla walks out onto the stage, a grin on her face, but one that looks rather forced. Behind her, ambles Prince Albert, head wrapped with bandages, looking a bit worse for wear.
Mark Beverly: His partners -- first -- becoming accompanied by Prince Albert, she is the first-ever Alberta Wrestling Federation World’s Champion: PRISCILLA! KELLY!
Lance Storm: Albert doesn't look in especially great shape tonight Cage. After that onslaught given to him last week by Max Ironside with that steel chair, I don't think he's ready to compete.
Christian Cage: If Priscilla says he's ready, he's ready.
Then, Barron Boneius' familiar music hits. Despite his usual evil and horrible behaviour, the crowd cheer the star of the new hit television series, Hawaii Bone-O! Smoke fills the stage, and as the lazers start to blast everywhere, the crowd get ready for the usual grand entrance.
But out of the smoke, slowly walks a very down-trodden and lost looking Barron Boneius…
Christian Cage: Woah… the Barron looks very… distracted here Storm.
Lance Storm: Wonder what triggered this Cage?
He moves slowly to the ring as usual, but this time not in order to mock and taunt the crowd, but merely in a lack of interest in even getting to the ring.
Mark Beverly: This! Is BARRON! BONEIUS!
Once there, he rolls slowly under the bottom rope, before walking past a rather confused looking Priscilla, Albert, and Dyno-Mike, into his corner.
Priscilla rolls her eyes and shakes her head, before shooting a mocking grin over at Max Ironside and Rayna, both of whom glare right back. Mike looks concerned as he looks at the bandages on Albert's head.
Dyno-Mike: Should that fellar really be wrestling? His head looks mighty soar.
When Priscilla sees that her opponents have designated Ruxx Rampede to be the one to start, she guffaws, turning to Albert and Mike.
Priscilla Kelly: Don't worry about the head injury, he's fine. He's been through worse. Plus, look who's starting out! Ruxx Rampede! They call him the trash man for a reason!
Priscilla giggles.
Priscilla Kelly: We've beaten him before and we'll do it again! Just like everyone has in the AWF! Hey Ruxx! How's that win-loss record looking honey?
She chuckles, even prompting Albert and Mike to laugh too, Boneius though just stands on the apron, looking into the distance. Homunculus is in the ring in an instant, charging at Priscilla, but Ruxx stops him.
Ruxx Rampede: That's not how we do it brother. Let's prove 'em wrong properly.
Homunculus grits his teeth, but nods at Ruxx, his mentor-figure of sorts and the leader of the Three Big Niggas. Homunculus slowly moves back onto the apron, as Ruxx turns back around, right as Priscilla spits right in his face.
Homunculus looks furious, but Ruxx stops him by holding up a hand, using his other hand to wipe away the spit. Priscilla lets herself roll out of the ring, as Dyno-Mike moves onto the apron, letting Albert start things out.
AWF's newest referee, former actor Wilford Brimley, calls for the bell.
The match begins, and Albert charges.
But Ruxx charges right back, and plows through Albert with a clothesline. Albert clutches at his head, before jumping back to his feet, only to be knocked right back on his ass with another big clothesline. The crowd jump behind Ruxx here, as upon Albert scrambling back to his feet, Ruxx crashes a big boot across his face. Albert staggers back into the ropes, only to bound back into a huge ENZIGUIRI, clattering him to the mat!
Lance Storm: Albert's struggling here, I don't think that head injury is serving him well.
'BINMAN OF BOYNTON BEACH!' chants start, as Ruxx slaps his chest a few times, before picking up the Prince and tossing him into his team's corner. There, he makes the quick tag to Big Homunculus, who looks amped and ready to get in the ring.
Ruxx sends Albert off into the ropes, lifting him into the air with a huge FREE FALL DROP on the rebound! Right into a HUGE LEFT HOOK to the face from Homunculus!
Pin from Homunculus…
Wilford Brimley: ONE…
KICKOUT
Albert clutches his head once more, as he reaches for his corner, but it's no use, he's stomped back down, and beaten down with one of Homunculus' patented standing ground and pounds! Albert looks almost unconscious as Homunculus covers him again!
Wilford Brimley: ONE…
TWO-KICKOUT
Homunculus grabs at Albert's legs, but the Prince kicks him away, before finally getting enough energy to throw himself into his corner for the tag. Onto none other than the distracted Barron Boneius, slapping him right across his shoulder.
The crowd pop, awaiting the new celebrity to climb into the ring. He does so nonchalantly, Homunculus ready for the fight that he knows the Barron can bring…
...but the Barron just stands there. Not even looking at Homunculus, just wide eyed at the ground in front of him. Minutes go by of the Barron not doing anything in particular, until Homunculus finally approaches him. Without even changing his demeanour, Boneius flashes a backhand through the air, catching Homunculus across the jaw who soars backwards through the ring, plummeting back into his corner.
He quickly tags Ruxx once more, who jumps back into the ring, and surveys his opponent, this new bizarre Boneius.
Christian Cage:What on earth brought this on! I've never seen Barron Boneius like this! He's not even brought Snivley out with him.
Lance Storm: You were at the Bondage Bash Christian, did you not see what may have happened to him?
Christian Cage: Oh I was umm- I was, me and my good friend Awesome Kong kinda had our own thing going at that party. Spent a lot of time in one of the side rooms y'know…
Lance Storm: Doing what?
Christian Cage: Oh just- just chilling. Chillaxing. It was cool.
Lance Storm: At a party called The Bondage Bash-
Christian Cage: Just focus on the match Lance!
With Boneius still looking distracted, Ruxx figures this could be his opportunity, and so charges at the Barron. He leaps through the air, ready to collide with a RAMPEDE STAMPEDE!
But Boneius sees him coming, and very nonchalantly walks out of the way!
Ruxx whacks straight into the turnbuckle, before collapsing over the top rope, and falling out of the ring. Boneius doesn't even look like he plans on following this up, so an impatient Dyno-Mike reaches over the top rope, slapping Boneius on the back and tagging himself in. He jumps off the apron, and follows after Rampede.
He picks up the Bin Man, lifting him into the air, and tossing him spine first into the hard wooden apron of the ring. Ruxx grits his teeth as he falls to the concrete, the crowd booing the vicious move. Mike laughs, before turning, and seeing Black Clyde approach.
Flashbacks to the Bondage Bash fill Mike's mind, of his brand new polo being ruined, of the protein shake all over himself, then his mind further drifts back to Coby Lauren's party, of him covered in the pink milkshake. Mike screams, before bolting at Clyde and levelling him with a lariat!
Homunculus and Ironside are furious, leaving their positions on the apron to intervene in Mike needlessly going after their manager, but referee Wilford Brimley tells them to stay put, as Mike picks up Clyde, and sends him flying into the steel ring steps. Ruxx tries fighting back, but a few well placed clubs to his back where he was just slammed on the apron weaken him, allowing him to be thrown back into the ring.
Mike covers him…
Wilford Brimley: ONE!....
KICKOUT
Mike proceeds to stomp on Ruxx a few times, right on his back, before picking him up by the waist, and throwing him high over his head with a German Suplex! He picks him up again, and plants him down with another German! He goes for a third, but Ruxx uses his momentum to force the pair backwards into the turnbuckle, where Mike is squished.
Ruxx uses this moment to run to his corner, and tag in Max Ironside!
Ironside is in quickly, darting at Mike and cracking him with a shotgun dropkick! Mike tumbles backwards into the turnbuckle, where Max grabs his head, and takes him to the mat face first with a one handed bulldog!
He covers Mike quickly!
Wilford Brimley: ON- KICKOUT
Mike is out immediately!
Mike is up almost quicker than Ironside, but after the Handicapped Hero ducks a lariat attempt, Max fires back with a spinning wheel kick that rocks Mike and sends him falling backwards into the ropes. He bounces back, and Ironside sets up and quickly hits a ONE-ARMED SUPLEX!
Cover again!
Wilford Brimley: ONE- KICKOUT
Christian Cage: Another quick kick out from the Atomic Texan! Gonna need a lot more to keep him down!
Ironside picks up Mike, and moves him over to his turnbuckle, where as Ruxx still recuperates, Ironside attempts to tag in Homunculus. The Pygmian though doesn't allow it, moving his hand as Ironside attempts to tag in. Max looks bewildered, as he tries again, but Homunculus moves his hand once more. The pair glare at each other.
Max Ironside: What is wrong with you?
Before Homunculus can answer, Ironside is shoved almost the full length of the ring by Dyno-Mike, who throttles Homunculus with a huge elbow to the nose. Homunculus collapses off of the apron and onto the concrete, as Mike charges at Ironside…
SPEAR!!!
Priscilla whoops as Ironside crashes to the mat, Mike covering him…
Wilford Brimley: ONE…
TWO…
KICKOUT
Priscilla stomps angrily, as Mike looks down at the Handicapped Hero in annoyance. Ruxx meanwhile looks past the apron over to Homunculus who is stirring, lifting his arms into the air as if to say 'come on man?'.
Ironside is hit suddenly with a huge GERMAN SUPLEX! He holds his neck in pain, but before long, he's hoisted into the air again… and hit with a second GERMAN! Ironside is pinned quickly…
Wilford Brimley: ONE…
TWO…
KICKOUT
Mike lands a few nasty forearms into the back of Max's head, before lifting him to his feet, and pushing him into the ropes. On the rebound… he plants him with a HUGE SPINEBUSTER!!!
Cover again…
Wilford Brimley: ONE…
TWO…
KICKOUT!
Mike looks furious, as he mounts Ironside and starts bringing forearms down on his head over and over. He lifts Ironside up by the waist quickly, and preps him for a German Suplex!
He tosses Ironside through the air!
BUT IRONSIDE LANDS IT!
Mike can barely react before Ironside charges at him, grabbing him from behind and locking him up from behind in a reverse-russian leg sweep position…
HE HITS IT! THE SPECIAL NEEDS! Mike hits the mat face first!
Max covers him…
Wilford Brimley: ONE…
TWO…
KICKOUT!
Christian Cage: It's not enough!
Ironside clutches his neck, as he jumps to his feet to a pop from the crowd as he moves towards the turnbuckle, beginning to climb.
Lance Storm: What's he going for here!?
Ironside gets to his feet on the top rope, measuring Dyno-Mike, ready to dive and hit him with a match finishing move…
But suddenly he notices, referee Wilford Brimley is on the other side of the ring, facing away from Max, being distracted by Albert. Before it can even register in his mind what he knows is coming next, it happens…
Priscilla Kelly is on the apron, and shoves Max's feet away from him. He topples off the top turnbuckle, bashing his head hard on the way down, before crumpling to the mat!
Dyno-Mike is up now too, and lifts Ironside up to his feet…
PUMPHANDLE SLAM!!!
Ironside goes down hard in the centre of the ring… Brimley is no longer being distracted, and bolts over as Mike covers him…
Wilford Brimley: ONE…
TWO…
KICKOUT!
Mike slams the mat hard, unable to believe his eyes. Priscilla is shocked too, and her fury is escalated as she looks over and sees a smiling and cheering Rayna, urging Max to get to his feet.
Mike plants a stomp into the side of Max's head, knocking him back to the mat, before lifting him by the hair and waist…
Lance Storm: Oh no… we've seen this before! The Twister! He's going for The Twister!
But before he can start the spin, Max knocks him stumbling back with a headbutt. As Mike tries to quickly recuperate, Ironside lands a Pele Kick across his mouth! Mike is down! As is Ironside, clutching his injured head and neck!
Both men make their way to their corner, Albert looking nervous to tag himself in, but Priscilla urges him to do so. On the other side of the ring, as Max crawls towards the corner, Ruxx looks on, reaching his arm out as far as he can in order to make the tag. He looks up at Homunculus, who doesn't reach out at all.
Ruxx Rampede: He needs you brother!
Albert is tagged in! Ruxx becomes worried, as Max isn't close enough to tag him in time…
He looks up at Homunculus.
Ruxx Rampede: You have longer arms brother! Tag him!
Homunculus looks from Ruxx, down to Ironside. Albert is in the ring, storming towards Ironside, almost upon the Handicapped Hero as he reaches out with all his might towards his team members.
Homunculus gulps, and swallows his pride.
He reaches out his huge, long arm, and makes the tag!
Wilford Brimley: TAG!
The crowd pop, as Homunculus darts into the ring, clattering Albert with a huge jab to the face! Albert is up, but rocked back down with another! Upon him getting back up, Homunculus plants that nasty shin kick into Albert, causing Albert to clutch his leg in pain, before Homunculus has him gripped around the throat…
Albert tries to bat at his arm to get the World's Tallest Dwarf to let go…
But it's no use!
DWARVEN CHOKESLAM! HE HITS IT!
Homunculus covers Prince Albert!
Wilford Brimley: ONE…
TWO…
DYNO-MIKE BREAKS IT UP!
Ruxx tries to get into the ring to help his friend, but Mike is upon him immediately, crashing into him with a knee and knocking him falling through the ropes and out of the ring. Homunculus is to his feet, but Mike charges at him…
SPEAR!!!
Huge spear!!! And Homunculus is down!
Mike reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a cigar that he puts into his mouth, lighting it and taking a big puff as he smiles. Priscilla knows what is coming next, and not wanting her team to get disqualified, decides to distract referee Wilford Brimley. As the crowd boo, Mike moves over to Homunculus, lifting him up by the chin, and aiming the cigar at his face, ready to leave a mark.
Lance Storm: No! He can't do this! This is awful! This is horrific!
The cigar almost touches Homunculus' skin… until Mike is twisted around! Black Clyde is there in the ring, throwing punches at Mike! The Atomic Texan stumbles back into the ropes, before Clyde charges at him, and Cactus Clotheslines the pair out of the ring! Priscilla tries to bring the interference to Brimley's attention, but he's none the wiser!
Albert though has regained himself, and crawls over to Homunculus to make the pin…
Wilford Brimley: ONE…
TWO…
KICKOUT!
Albert grunts angrily, irritated he wasn't able to get the victory despite doing very little to earn it. He looks over at Barron Boneius, who still stands on the apron.
Prince Albert: Some help would suffice!
Boneius doesn't even hear him, staring off into space again, prompting Albert to shake his head as he turns his attention back to Homunculus. The Prince moves back a few steps, charging up, preparing to hit Big Homunculus with that Bicycle Kick of his as soon as the Tribesman is at his feet…
Homunculus is up…
Albert charges…
Homunculus ducks!
He spots that Ruxx is back on the apron, and tags his friend in quickly, before turning back around to see where Albert might be. He doesn't expect to be quickly grabbed by Albert, who is unaware of the tag, and planted down with a huge BELLY TO BELLY SLAM!
Albert covers Homunculus, but Brimley shouts at him that he isn't the legal man. Albert looks confused as he gets to his feet and turns around…
RAMPEDE STAMPEDE!!!
Albert goes soaring through the air before crashing down to the mat back first! The crowd burst into cheer, as the Bin Man of Boynton Beach thumps his chest once more, before pointing over to the turnbuckle, and beginning to climb.
He measures Albert, who still lays on the mat, readying his elbow… until like before, Priscilla Kelly is on the apron, shouting at Ruxx! Trying to distract him! Yelling obscenities and insults at him!
Priscilla Kelly: Get down Bin Man! You think you're about to pick up the win!? A win!? You'll never win in this company you dull fuck! You hear that! You'll never fucking wi-
Ruxx spits in her face from his position on the top rope. The crowd go wild. Priscilla clutches at her face, tumbling off of the apron to the concrete floor. She wipes the spit from her cheek, furious. She twists around to scream at Ruxx some more…
BUT SHE'S CUT OFF BY A SUICIDE DIVE FROM MAX IRONSIDE!
The force knocks Priscilla flying backwards, straight over the barrier into the laps of the fans. The crowd cheer Ironside, who has a smile on his face from this little big of own back he's managed to achieve. He looks up at Ruxx, who sends a smile his way, before looking back at the still downed Prince Albert…
He measures him…
Then leaps…
TRASH COMPACTOR!!! Ruxx delivers that HUGE ELBOW DROP right across the already injured head of Prince Albert!
Ruxx hooks his leg!
Wilford Brimley: ONE…
TWO…
THREE!
DING DING DING
The crowd go absolutely wild, perhaps one of the loudest reactions yet in the whole of the AWF. Ruxx is up to his feet, arm raised by the referee, an almost dumb found look on his face, but also one of pride. At last, through his hard fought career so far, the impressive and talented Ruxx Rampede has picked up his first, much deserved, win.
Mark Beverly: The winners of this match: Max Ironside, Big Homunculus, and RUXX! RAMPEDE!
Lance Storm: Ruxx has finally done it! He's picked up a win in AWF! So deserved... this was a long time coming!
Christian Cage: Yeah whatever Lance.
Boneius just slowly walks down the steel steps, barely even responding to the result, as he moves towards the back with the same slow, uninspired walk that he arrived with. Homunculus meanwhile is in the ring quickly, Black Clyde too, and the two look over at Ruxx with eyes filled with joy. The trio all hug, so incredibly happy for their leader Ruxx Rampede. The three of them all hold hands, raising their arms into the air, to uproarious cheers from the crowd that drowns out the music.
Ironside and Rayna clap on the outside of the ring, before rolling inside and giving props to Ruxx, who seems incredibly respectful towards them. Clyde does too, though Homunculus avoids eye contact. Ironside ignores this, as he pats Ruxx on the shoulder, before exiting the ring.
The Three Big Niggas raise their arms in the air once more, victorious, as the scene fades out to commercial on this triumphant shot.
Ruxx Rampede, Big Homunculus, & Max Ironside d. Priscilla Kelly, Barron Boneius, & Dyno-Mike in 12:49
As they move down to the ring, ready and determined, they're followed out by the Handicapped Hero, Max Ironside, flanked by his beautiful girlfriend Rayna. Homunculus looks back up the ramp at Ironside, shaking his head disapprovingly at him, prompting Ruxx to calm him down. Max looks rather confused as he passes Homunculus on his way to the ring, who sends him a glare.
Mark Beverly: The following six-person tag team match is set for one fall! Introducing first, the team of Ruxx Rampede, Big Homunculus, and Max Ironside!
Christian Cage: Looks like there's a bit of animosity on this team Storm.
Lance Storm: That's right. Homunculus does not look to be a fan of Max Ironside. I don't think these two have ever met either.
Christian Cage: Who knows what happened at the Bondage Bash, Storm.
Dirty Deeds Done Cheap hits, and the crowd boos as a stern, cigar smoking Dyno-Mike stomps out onto the stage. The camo polo he wore and saw quickly ruined at the Bondage Bash is no more, replaced by his usual ring gear.
Mark Beverly: And their opponents, first: DYNO! MIKE!
He glares down the ring at Black Clyde, eyes unmoving from this threat, as the familiar Oh Bondage! Up Yours hits behind him.
AWF World's Championship belt around her waist, Priscilla walks out onto the stage, a grin on her face, but one that looks rather forced. Behind her, ambles Prince Albert, head wrapped with bandages, looking a bit worse for wear.
Mark Beverly: His partners -- first -- becoming accompanied by Prince Albert, she is the first-ever Alberta Wrestling Federation World’s Champion: PRISCILLA! KELLY!
Lance Storm: Albert doesn't look in especially great shape tonight Cage. After that onslaught given to him last week by Max Ironside with that steel chair, I don't think he's ready to compete.
Christian Cage: If Priscilla says he's ready, he's ready.
Then, Barron Boneius' familiar music hits. Despite his usual evil and horrible behaviour, the crowd cheer the star of the new hit television series, Hawaii Bone-O! Smoke fills the stage, and as the lazers start to blast everywhere, the crowd get ready for the usual grand entrance.
But out of the smoke, slowly walks a very down-trodden and lost looking Barron Boneius…
Christian Cage: Woah… the Barron looks very… distracted here Storm.
Lance Storm: Wonder what triggered this Cage?
He moves slowly to the ring as usual, but this time not in order to mock and taunt the crowd, but merely in a lack of interest in even getting to the ring.
Mark Beverly: This! Is BARRON! BONEIUS!
Once there, he rolls slowly under the bottom rope, before walking past a rather confused looking Priscilla, Albert, and Dyno-Mike, into his corner.
Priscilla rolls her eyes and shakes her head, before shooting a mocking grin over at Max Ironside and Rayna, both of whom glare right back. Mike looks concerned as he looks at the bandages on Albert's head.
Dyno-Mike: Should that fellar really be wrestling? His head looks mighty soar.
When Priscilla sees that her opponents have designated Ruxx Rampede to be the one to start, she guffaws, turning to Albert and Mike.
Priscilla Kelly: Don't worry about the head injury, he's fine. He's been through worse. Plus, look who's starting out! Ruxx Rampede! They call him the trash man for a reason!
Priscilla giggles.
Priscilla Kelly: We've beaten him before and we'll do it again! Just like everyone has in the AWF! Hey Ruxx! How's that win-loss record looking honey?
She chuckles, even prompting Albert and Mike to laugh too, Boneius though just stands on the apron, looking into the distance. Homunculus is in the ring in an instant, charging at Priscilla, but Ruxx stops him.
Ruxx Rampede: That's not how we do it brother. Let's prove 'em wrong properly.
Homunculus grits his teeth, but nods at Ruxx, his mentor-figure of sorts and the leader of the Three Big Niggas. Homunculus slowly moves back onto the apron, as Ruxx turns back around, right as Priscilla spits right in his face.
Homunculus looks furious, but Ruxx stops him by holding up a hand, using his other hand to wipe away the spit. Priscilla lets herself roll out of the ring, as Dyno-Mike moves onto the apron, letting Albert start things out.
AWF's newest referee, former actor Wilford Brimley, calls for the bell.
The match begins, and Albert charges.
But Ruxx charges right back, and plows through Albert with a clothesline. Albert clutches at his head, before jumping back to his feet, only to be knocked right back on his ass with another big clothesline. The crowd jump behind Ruxx here, as upon Albert scrambling back to his feet, Ruxx crashes a big boot across his face. Albert staggers back into the ropes, only to bound back into a huge ENZIGUIRI, clattering him to the mat!
Lance Storm: Albert's struggling here, I don't think that head injury is serving him well.
'BINMAN OF BOYNTON BEACH!' chants start, as Ruxx slaps his chest a few times, before picking up the Prince and tossing him into his team's corner. There, he makes the quick tag to Big Homunculus, who looks amped and ready to get in the ring.
Ruxx sends Albert off into the ropes, lifting him into the air with a huge FREE FALL DROP on the rebound! Right into a HUGE LEFT HOOK to the face from Homunculus!
Pin from Homunculus…
Wilford Brimley: ONE…
KICKOUT
Albert clutches his head once more, as he reaches for his corner, but it's no use, he's stomped back down, and beaten down with one of Homunculus' patented standing ground and pounds! Albert looks almost unconscious as Homunculus covers him again!
Wilford Brimley: ONE…
TWO-KICKOUT
Homunculus grabs at Albert's legs, but the Prince kicks him away, before finally getting enough energy to throw himself into his corner for the tag. Onto none other than the distracted Barron Boneius, slapping him right across his shoulder.
The crowd pop, awaiting the new celebrity to climb into the ring. He does so nonchalantly, Homunculus ready for the fight that he knows the Barron can bring…
...but the Barron just stands there. Not even looking at Homunculus, just wide eyed at the ground in front of him. Minutes go by of the Barron not doing anything in particular, until Homunculus finally approaches him. Without even changing his demeanour, Boneius flashes a backhand through the air, catching Homunculus across the jaw who soars backwards through the ring, plummeting back into his corner.
He quickly tags Ruxx once more, who jumps back into the ring, and surveys his opponent, this new bizarre Boneius.
Christian Cage:What on earth brought this on! I've never seen Barron Boneius like this! He's not even brought Snivley out with him.
Lance Storm: You were at the Bondage Bash Christian, did you not see what may have happened to him?
Christian Cage: Oh I was umm- I was, me and my good friend Awesome Kong kinda had our own thing going at that party. Spent a lot of time in one of the side rooms y'know…
Lance Storm: Doing what?
Christian Cage: Oh just- just chilling. Chillaxing. It was cool.
Lance Storm: At a party called The Bondage Bash-
Christian Cage: Just focus on the match Lance!
With Boneius still looking distracted, Ruxx figures this could be his opportunity, and so charges at the Barron. He leaps through the air, ready to collide with a RAMPEDE STAMPEDE!
But Boneius sees him coming, and very nonchalantly walks out of the way!
Ruxx whacks straight into the turnbuckle, before collapsing over the top rope, and falling out of the ring. Boneius doesn't even look like he plans on following this up, so an impatient Dyno-Mike reaches over the top rope, slapping Boneius on the back and tagging himself in. He jumps off the apron, and follows after Rampede.
He picks up the Bin Man, lifting him into the air, and tossing him spine first into the hard wooden apron of the ring. Ruxx grits his teeth as he falls to the concrete, the crowd booing the vicious move. Mike laughs, before turning, and seeing Black Clyde approach.
Flashbacks to the Bondage Bash fill Mike's mind, of his brand new polo being ruined, of the protein shake all over himself, then his mind further drifts back to Coby Lauren's party, of him covered in the pink milkshake. Mike screams, before bolting at Clyde and levelling him with a lariat!
Homunculus and Ironside are furious, leaving their positions on the apron to intervene in Mike needlessly going after their manager, but referee Wilford Brimley tells them to stay put, as Mike picks up Clyde, and sends him flying into the steel ring steps. Ruxx tries fighting back, but a few well placed clubs to his back where he was just slammed on the apron weaken him, allowing him to be thrown back into the ring.
Mike covers him…
Wilford Brimley: ONE!....
KICKOUT
Mike proceeds to stomp on Ruxx a few times, right on his back, before picking him up by the waist, and throwing him high over his head with a German Suplex! He picks him up again, and plants him down with another German! He goes for a third, but Ruxx uses his momentum to force the pair backwards into the turnbuckle, where Mike is squished.
Ruxx uses this moment to run to his corner, and tag in Max Ironside!
Ironside is in quickly, darting at Mike and cracking him with a shotgun dropkick! Mike tumbles backwards into the turnbuckle, where Max grabs his head, and takes him to the mat face first with a one handed bulldog!
He covers Mike quickly!
Wilford Brimley: ON- KICKOUT
Mike is out immediately!
Mike is up almost quicker than Ironside, but after the Handicapped Hero ducks a lariat attempt, Max fires back with a spinning wheel kick that rocks Mike and sends him falling backwards into the ropes. He bounces back, and Ironside sets up and quickly hits a ONE-ARMED SUPLEX!
Cover again!
Wilford Brimley: ONE- KICKOUT
Christian Cage: Another quick kick out from the Atomic Texan! Gonna need a lot more to keep him down!
Ironside picks up Mike, and moves him over to his turnbuckle, where as Ruxx still recuperates, Ironside attempts to tag in Homunculus. The Pygmian though doesn't allow it, moving his hand as Ironside attempts to tag in. Max looks bewildered, as he tries again, but Homunculus moves his hand once more. The pair glare at each other.
Max Ironside: What is wrong with you?
Before Homunculus can answer, Ironside is shoved almost the full length of the ring by Dyno-Mike, who throttles Homunculus with a huge elbow to the nose. Homunculus collapses off of the apron and onto the concrete, as Mike charges at Ironside…
SPEAR!!!
Priscilla whoops as Ironside crashes to the mat, Mike covering him…
Wilford Brimley: ONE…
TWO…
KICKOUT
Priscilla stomps angrily, as Mike looks down at the Handicapped Hero in annoyance. Ruxx meanwhile looks past the apron over to Homunculus who is stirring, lifting his arms into the air as if to say 'come on man?'.
Ironside is hit suddenly with a huge GERMAN SUPLEX! He holds his neck in pain, but before long, he's hoisted into the air again… and hit with a second GERMAN! Ironside is pinned quickly…
Wilford Brimley: ONE…
TWO…
KICKOUT
Mike lands a few nasty forearms into the back of Max's head, before lifting him to his feet, and pushing him into the ropes. On the rebound… he plants him with a HUGE SPINEBUSTER!!!
Cover again…
Wilford Brimley: ONE…
TWO…
KICKOUT!
Mike looks furious, as he mounts Ironside and starts bringing forearms down on his head over and over. He lifts Ironside up by the waist quickly, and preps him for a German Suplex!
He tosses Ironside through the air!
BUT IRONSIDE LANDS IT!
Mike can barely react before Ironside charges at him, grabbing him from behind and locking him up from behind in a reverse-russian leg sweep position…
HE HITS IT! THE SPECIAL NEEDS! Mike hits the mat face first!
Max covers him…
Wilford Brimley: ONE…
TWO…
KICKOUT!
Christian Cage: It's not enough!
Ironside clutches his neck, as he jumps to his feet to a pop from the crowd as he moves towards the turnbuckle, beginning to climb.
Lance Storm: What's he going for here!?
Ironside gets to his feet on the top rope, measuring Dyno-Mike, ready to dive and hit him with a match finishing move…
But suddenly he notices, referee Wilford Brimley is on the other side of the ring, facing away from Max, being distracted by Albert. Before it can even register in his mind what he knows is coming next, it happens…
Priscilla Kelly is on the apron, and shoves Max's feet away from him. He topples off the top turnbuckle, bashing his head hard on the way down, before crumpling to the mat!
Dyno-Mike is up now too, and lifts Ironside up to his feet…
PUMPHANDLE SLAM!!!
Ironside goes down hard in the centre of the ring… Brimley is no longer being distracted, and bolts over as Mike covers him…
Wilford Brimley: ONE…
TWO…
KICKOUT!
Mike slams the mat hard, unable to believe his eyes. Priscilla is shocked too, and her fury is escalated as she looks over and sees a smiling and cheering Rayna, urging Max to get to his feet.
Mike plants a stomp into the side of Max's head, knocking him back to the mat, before lifting him by the hair and waist…
Lance Storm: Oh no… we've seen this before! The Twister! He's going for The Twister!
But before he can start the spin, Max knocks him stumbling back with a headbutt. As Mike tries to quickly recuperate, Ironside lands a Pele Kick across his mouth! Mike is down! As is Ironside, clutching his injured head and neck!
Both men make their way to their corner, Albert looking nervous to tag himself in, but Priscilla urges him to do so. On the other side of the ring, as Max crawls towards the corner, Ruxx looks on, reaching his arm out as far as he can in order to make the tag. He looks up at Homunculus, who doesn't reach out at all.
Ruxx Rampede: He needs you brother!
Albert is tagged in! Ruxx becomes worried, as Max isn't close enough to tag him in time…
He looks up at Homunculus.
Ruxx Rampede: You have longer arms brother! Tag him!
Homunculus looks from Ruxx, down to Ironside. Albert is in the ring, storming towards Ironside, almost upon the Handicapped Hero as he reaches out with all his might towards his team members.
Homunculus gulps, and swallows his pride.
He reaches out his huge, long arm, and makes the tag!
Wilford Brimley: TAG!
The crowd pop, as Homunculus darts into the ring, clattering Albert with a huge jab to the face! Albert is up, but rocked back down with another! Upon him getting back up, Homunculus plants that nasty shin kick into Albert, causing Albert to clutch his leg in pain, before Homunculus has him gripped around the throat…
Albert tries to bat at his arm to get the World's Tallest Dwarf to let go…
But it's no use!
DWARVEN CHOKESLAM! HE HITS IT!
Homunculus covers Prince Albert!
Wilford Brimley: ONE…
TWO…
DYNO-MIKE BREAKS IT UP!
Ruxx tries to get into the ring to help his friend, but Mike is upon him immediately, crashing into him with a knee and knocking him falling through the ropes and out of the ring. Homunculus is to his feet, but Mike charges at him…
SPEAR!!!
Huge spear!!! And Homunculus is down!
Mike reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a cigar that he puts into his mouth, lighting it and taking a big puff as he smiles. Priscilla knows what is coming next, and not wanting her team to get disqualified, decides to distract referee Wilford Brimley. As the crowd boo, Mike moves over to Homunculus, lifting him up by the chin, and aiming the cigar at his face, ready to leave a mark.
Lance Storm: No! He can't do this! This is awful! This is horrific!
The cigar almost touches Homunculus' skin… until Mike is twisted around! Black Clyde is there in the ring, throwing punches at Mike! The Atomic Texan stumbles back into the ropes, before Clyde charges at him, and Cactus Clotheslines the pair out of the ring! Priscilla tries to bring the interference to Brimley's attention, but he's none the wiser!
Albert though has regained himself, and crawls over to Homunculus to make the pin…
Wilford Brimley: ONE…
TWO…
KICKOUT!
Albert grunts angrily, irritated he wasn't able to get the victory despite doing very little to earn it. He looks over at Barron Boneius, who still stands on the apron.
Prince Albert: Some help would suffice!
Boneius doesn't even hear him, staring off into space again, prompting Albert to shake his head as he turns his attention back to Homunculus. The Prince moves back a few steps, charging up, preparing to hit Big Homunculus with that Bicycle Kick of his as soon as the Tribesman is at his feet…
Homunculus is up…
Albert charges…
Homunculus ducks!
He spots that Ruxx is back on the apron, and tags his friend in quickly, before turning back around to see where Albert might be. He doesn't expect to be quickly grabbed by Albert, who is unaware of the tag, and planted down with a huge BELLY TO BELLY SLAM!
Albert covers Homunculus, but Brimley shouts at him that he isn't the legal man. Albert looks confused as he gets to his feet and turns around…
RAMPEDE STAMPEDE!!!
Albert goes soaring through the air before crashing down to the mat back first! The crowd burst into cheer, as the Bin Man of Boynton Beach thumps his chest once more, before pointing over to the turnbuckle, and beginning to climb.
He measures Albert, who still lays on the mat, readying his elbow… until like before, Priscilla Kelly is on the apron, shouting at Ruxx! Trying to distract him! Yelling obscenities and insults at him!
Priscilla Kelly: Get down Bin Man! You think you're about to pick up the win!? A win!? You'll never win in this company you dull fuck! You hear that! You'll never fucking wi-
Ruxx spits in her face from his position on the top rope. The crowd go wild. Priscilla clutches at her face, tumbling off of the apron to the concrete floor. She wipes the spit from her cheek, furious. She twists around to scream at Ruxx some more…
BUT SHE'S CUT OFF BY A SUICIDE DIVE FROM MAX IRONSIDE!
The force knocks Priscilla flying backwards, straight over the barrier into the laps of the fans. The crowd cheer Ironside, who has a smile on his face from this little big of own back he's managed to achieve. He looks up at Ruxx, who sends a smile his way, before looking back at the still downed Prince Albert…
He measures him…
Then leaps…
TRASH COMPACTOR!!! Ruxx delivers that HUGE ELBOW DROP right across the already injured head of Prince Albert!
Ruxx hooks his leg!
Wilford Brimley: ONE…
TWO…
THREE!
DING DING DING
The crowd go absolutely wild, perhaps one of the loudest reactions yet in the whole of the AWF. Ruxx is up to his feet, arm raised by the referee, an almost dumb found look on his face, but also one of pride. At last, through his hard fought career so far, the impressive and talented Ruxx Rampede has picked up his first, much deserved, win.
Mark Beverly: The winners of this match: Max Ironside, Big Homunculus, and RUXX! RAMPEDE!
Lance Storm: Ruxx has finally done it! He's picked up a win in AWF! So deserved... this was a long time coming!
Christian Cage: Yeah whatever Lance.
Boneius just slowly walks down the steel steps, barely even responding to the result, as he moves towards the back with the same slow, uninspired walk that he arrived with. Homunculus meanwhile is in the ring quickly, Black Clyde too, and the two look over at Ruxx with eyes filled with joy. The trio all hug, so incredibly happy for their leader Ruxx Rampede. The three of them all hold hands, raising their arms into the air, to uproarious cheers from the crowd that drowns out the music.
Ironside and Rayna clap on the outside of the ring, before rolling inside and giving props to Ruxx, who seems incredibly respectful towards them. Clyde does too, though Homunculus avoids eye contact. Ironside ignores this, as he pats Ruxx on the shoulder, before exiting the ring.
The Three Big Niggas raise their arms in the air once more, victorious, as the scene fades out to commercial on this triumphant shot.
Ruxx Rampede, Big Homunculus, & Max Ironside d. Priscilla Kelly, Barron Boneius, & Dyno-Mike in 12:49