Redemption Royale - PrimeTime II Match of the Week

Snivley finally clambers into the ring and giggles, running circles around his liege and hopping about in excitement. The other three look on in disgust, especially at Snivley, who appears to repulse all three of them. Boneius removes his helmet slowly.

'You did not expect this did you!' Boneius starts, 'You did not foresee that the previously much smaller Barron Boneius would be such an image of incredible intimidation! Bask in me, you bin men and rockstars and large midgets… bask! And let it be the last thing you all do with your pathetic lives!'

'BASK IN MASTER!' screams Snivley.

With all four men in the ring, including an overly eager Snivley, ready for the match to begin, no more waiting is necessary.

...The bell rings.

The Redemption Royale has begun.

Snivley is the first to move, darting hard and fast at Rockstar Spud, assuming him to be an easy target. But his attack is clocked easily by the much more skilled man, and Rockstar flips through the air, cracking a harsh enziguiri across Snivley's skull. A bit of snot goes flying from the nostril of Snivley into the crowd, as he dizzily tumbles into the grip of Big Homunculus. The giant Dwarf pushes him away from him, before landing a harsh left hook across Snivley's face.

Snively's neck almost snaps under the force, as the grey repulsive object stands in place for a few moments, his legs buckling, ready to collapse. Before he can though, Ruxx Rampede bounds off the ropes, and connects hard with Snivley with a huge POUNCE!

Lance Storm: The Ruxx Stampede! He hits Snivley with it!

Snivley soars through the air, before crashing into the large and toned stomach of Barron Boneius, ricocheting off of it, and plummeting to the mat at the Barron's feet. Boneius grimaces at his stupid minion, before looking up at his three opponents, all of them having displayed what they've got.

Boneius only cackles, and stomps his large boot onto the head of Snivley. The minion squeals, then goes stiff, as Boneius boots him flying to the concrete floor outside. Boneius steps forward.

'Who will challenge me first?'

And it's Rockstar Spud.

He darts at the hulking villain, jumping through the air for another enziguiri, but Boneius counters. He ducks, and goes to follow up with a clothesline, only for Spud to have an answer in return. Spud runs under the clothesline, at the turnbuckle, springs off of it, and hits a front dropkick to the face of Boneius, knocking him backwards slightly.

Ruxx tries to follow it up on this, hitting a few forearms into the face of Boneius, getting him into the turnbuckle. He attempts to follow up with a splash, but Boneius shoots forward, crashing a headbutt hard into Ruxx's chin. The Bin Man goes down hard, and Boneius moves straight from Ruxx into Spud. Before the Rockstar can respond, Boneius clatters him with a huge lariat, and Spud is down and out.

Christian Cage: He’s like a boss! This is everything he’s ever wanted!

Boneius looks up from the pair that he has taken down, up to the figure of Big Homunculus, stretching into the sky. He moves forwards and squares up to the Giant Dwarf, who glares wide eyed at the Evil Villain of Foreverton.

'Your size does not intimidate me!' Homunculus states.

'Then you are as simple as you are ugly!' Boneius returns, 'There will be no driving me from this place, you giraffe of a man! I have no loved ones to erradicate in a fiery explosion! My only love… is for the suffering of others!'

Boneius swings back his arm, and goes for a right hook, but Homunculus dodges it, before landing a flurry of punches into the face and torso of the Skeletal Villain. Boneius reels backwards, oofing and owing, as he is almost knocked off his feet by a swinging left hook to the temple. He tumbles into the ropes, and Homunculus sends him off with an irish whip. Boneius returns, straight into a big boot to the face!

Boneius topples backwards, before letting himself tumble through the middle ropes, where he collects himself on the outside, leaning against the table Snivley has set up for him.

Lance Storm: Important to mention Barron Boneius is not eliminated there! He went through the middle ropes, you have to go over the top to find yourself out of this match-

Christian Cage: Thanks Lance we know! How many battle royales have there been in wrestling by now?!

Homunculus, still inside the ring, measures Boneius on the outside. He bounds at the ropes on the other side of the ring, before charging back… SUICIDE DIVE! Straight through the middle ropes! Clattering Barron Boneius as the two tumble into Snivley's Table, almost knocking it over! The crowd go crazy seeing a man of Homunculus' height perform such a maneuvre.

Homunculus holds a dizzy Boneius in place, before he wraps his large fingers around his throat, readying him for a Dwarven Chokeslam! But wait- Ruxx Rampede comes charging around the corner! RUXX STAMPEDE! He smashes both men with a huge POUNCE! Homunculus goes flying spine first into the apron, as Boneius tumbles onto Snivley's Table, laying precariously across it!

Ruxx starts beating his chest enthusiastically, the crowd cheering him on. Spud is to his feet, and sees the Bin Man on the outside of the ring, and thinks fast. Climbing through the middle rope, Spud gets onto the apron, and as Ruxx turns around, the Tour Bus Terror springs off of the middle rope, and hits a picture perfect MOONSAULT onto Rampede!

But the Bin Man catches him!

Lance Storm: Catching all those sacks in his freetime is really working out for Ruxx.

Christian Cage: Did you just try to make an innuendo?

Lance Storm: Of course not, Christian; sacks of trash.

Christian Cage: Uh-huh.

He holds a struggling Spud in place, aiming him at the corner post! He charges at it, but Spud wiggles off of his shoulder just in time, pushing at Ruxx and using his momentum to send the Bin Man face first into the steel ring post! Ruxx's head bounces off nastily, as he careens away from it into the barricade.

Spud backs up a bit, before taking a huge run up at Ruxx… he hits him with a huge Spinning Wheel Kick! Ruxx topples over the barricade, and lands into the laps of the fans sitting front row, including his very enthusiastic fangirl. She cradles the Bin Man's head as he lays dazed and dizzy in her lap, weeping with excitement.

Spud turns around, and sees Homunculus at his feet, lumbering towards him in what is an intimidating sight. Spud runs at Homunculus, attempting to flatten him with a dropkick, but Homunculus catches Spud by his legs, and swings him around until he bashes Spud's head nastily against the side of the ring apron.

Spud reels around on the floor, as Homunculus picks him up by the neck, ready to slam him with a Dwarven Chokeslam. Spud bats and pries at Homunculus' arm, but it's no use, his grip is too tight! Boneius starts to stir from his position on the table, sitting up, only to be greeted too by a clutching hand around the throat from Homunculus.

The Giant Dwarf has the pair, Spud in one hand, Boneius in the other, but before he can capitalise, the much stronger Boneius slams a mighty forearm down on Homunculus', and breaks his grip on him. Boneius follows up with a rake to Homunculus' eyes, causing him to let go of Spud too. Spud capitalises quickly, and cracks Boneius with a Superkick to the jaw! Boneius' head snaps backwards, as he collapses back into his position layed on Snivley's Table.

Spud sees his chance.

With Homunculus still toppling around, holding at his hurt eyes, Spud runs for the apron and jumps back onto it. Homunculus slowly stumbles into the perfect position, and Spud gulps as he readies himself. He hops from the apron, successfully feet first onto Homunculus' shoulders, propping him high high into the air. He peers down at Boneius on Snivley's Table, and leaps!

5 STONE SPUD SPLASH FROM HOMUNCULUS' SHOULDERS! RIGHT INTO BONEIUS!!! THROUGH THE TABLE!!!

Christian Cage: I’m having PTSD-induced flashbacks.

The crowd go wild, as Spud and Boneius lay in the wooden wreckage around them, both hurt and in pain! Spud slowly starts to pull himself to his feet, clutching hard at his stomach, as he roars an adrenaline filled roar, matching the enthused cheers of the crowd. He turns around though, and is flattened by a huge big boot from Homunculus!

Spud is tossed back into the ring, as Homunculus follows him inside. Spud tries to get back to his feet quickly, but his legs are still wobbly. Homunculus grabs him around the head, and tosses him hard at the ropes! Spud goes straight over the top…

But he clutches on!


Homunculus doesn't notice, as Spud skins the cat, and lands himself back into the ring. He's not done yet. Homunculus turns around slowly, to see the 5,4 of Sweat and Sex Appeal is still there, he charges at Spud, but Spud is quick, and kicks out Homunculus' leg. Homunculus topples to his knees, before Spud charges up…

SWEET POTATO MUSIC! Huge Superkick to the jaw of Homunculus!

The Giant Dwarf is rattled, tumbling backwards into the ropes, as Spud charges at him once more! He slams Homunculus with a clothesline! Homunculus teeters backwards, but he doesn't go over the top rope! Spud tries again! He charges at the opposing ropes again, and returns with another HUGE clothesline! Homunculus teeters… BUT NO! He stays in it!

That's it! Rockstar Spud bolts at the ropes a third time, and with all his momentum… spins through the air for a SPINNING WHEEL KICK!

Homunculus catches him!!! Before Spud can react, Homunculus tosses him over his head, over the ropes! Out of the ring!

NO! Spud lands on the apron! He hangs on!!!

Lance Storm: Spud’s small, but hell if he isn’t cagey.

Homunculus topples forwards into the ring, before turning around… Spud springs off of the top rope! SPRINGBOARD DDT!!! He fells Homunculus, and the pair both crash hard to the mat! Spud is on fire! Too pent up with adrenaline, he jumps right back to his feet, not giving himself time to rest, as he soaks up more adoring cheers from the fans!

But his eyes rest on the front row ahead of him, where Ruxx had been knocked into, and Ruxx is nowhere to be seen. Spud gulps, before he turns around, and is wrestled straight into position on Ruxx's shoulders! The Bin Man gives an almighty roar, as he splatters Spud onto the mat with a huge Alabama Slam!

Spud doesn't get long to lay on the mat, as Ruxx wraps both his arms around Spud, and with an incredibly impressive feat of strength, deadlifts him straight above his head for a Military Press! The crowd whoop, as Ruxx showcase his strength by pressing Spud a few times, before his eyes lock on Homunculus on the mat.

Whilst usually his client, right now, Homunculus is his opponent, and so Ruxx doesn't hesitate, before he slams Spud down hard into the abdomen of a downed Homunculus! The pair both squirm on the mat in pain, as Ruxx admires his handy work… before a second idea comes into his head.

He claps his hand together, as the crowd quieten down in anticipation for what is about to happen as he again eyes up the 6,10 Big Homunculus. He bends down, and to the utter amazement of the crowd, he deadlifts Big Homunculus above his head! The crowd are shocked, but cheer wildly as Ruxx starts to military press Big Homunculus, before aiming the Giant Dwarf down at Rockstar Spud, and with a huge slam, makes the two connect again!

The two men writhe around in pain once more, as Homunculus slams hard across Spud. The Bin Man whoops in excitement, before he is quickly turned around. A cape swoops across his face, distracting him momentarily, before he is sucker punched in the nose! Boneius is back to his feet, the crazy amount of steroids in his system allowing him to heal from the pain of going through a hard wood table much quicker than it should the average man!

Boneius locks Ruxx around the neck, and aims him at the ropes, pushing him throat first against the top rope as to choke the life out of the Bin Man! Ruxx is clearly struggling to get air, and to make matters worse, Boneius starts to deliver nasty, brutal elbows to the top of Ruxx's skull! Ruxx grits his teeth in pain, whilst Boneius only cackles!

He tosses Ruxx backwards into the ring, before charging at him, and downing him with another vicious running elbow! With Ruxx down, Boneius moves over to Rockstar Spud, and lifts him to his feet, before pressing him against the turnbuckle.

'Want to put me through a table aye!? You prickly, perpetually putrid potato man!'

Boneius grabs Spud by the hair, and starts to slam him hard, face first, over and over again into the top turnbuckle. Spud tries his hardest to fight against the oncoming unconsciousness, but it's no use, after the 8th consecutive slam into the only barely protected steel, it's too much for the Pint Sized Pariah to take.

Christian Cage: (in Barron form) BEHOLD!

Boneius chuckles as Spud becomes dead weight in his hands, before dragging him by his hair into the middle of the ring. He props Spud up to face him, and before Spud can clatter to the mat unconcious, Boneius lands a nasty right hook straight to Spud's nose! It busts, and a bloody Spud collapses to the mat!

'I'm done losing to miniature mongoloids like yourself! It happened once! It will not happen again!'

Boneius picks Spud up by his bloody face, watching as the crimson oozes down onto his chest, and cackles some more. Seeing the sight excites him. He just can't help himself, he gets a handful of the blood dribbling from Spud's nose, and starts to smear it all over the Rockstar's face. The crowd boo, only warranting Boneius to enjoy it more.

He feels a hand on his shoulder, it is Homunculus, to his feet now and ready to join back in the action. Boneius is ready for him though, and flicks some of Spud's blood into his eyes! Homunculus cries 'No my eyes! Not again!', before he is knocked staggering backwards by an elbow to the chin by Boneius.

Boneius laughs again, as he turns back to continue playing with the bloody and battered Rockstar Spud. He gets into Spud's face.

'Remember this face you silly little-'

LOW BLOW! Spud crashes his forearm right into the testicles of the Sworn Enemy of Good! The Barron lets out a nasally and agonising moan, as he clutches at his injured gonads! Spud spits blood into Boneius' face, causing the Barron to clutch at his eyes as he groggily dances around on the mat! Spud is at his feet, and leaps into the air, locking his legs around the back of Boneius' head!

REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER!

Boneius lands head first onto the mat, crumpling nastily onto his front, as a bloody and dazed Spud rolls away from him, finally giving himself time to catch his breath. Boneius meanwhile holds the top of his skull in pain, trying to get to his feet, but unable to due to the pain. The situation grows much worse for him, as Homunculus arrives on the scene.

Still standing, Homunculus lands fist after fist into the face of Boneius, grounding and pounding him to an almost unconscious state in the ring. Homunculus finishes the ground and pound by locking his tight grip around the throat of Boneius, lifting him from the ground right into the air, before smashing him down with a HUGE DWARVEN CHOKESLAM!!!

Ruxx is over with Homunculus now too, and the two men give each other a respectful nod. Looking down at the Dark Overlord of Evil, Ruxx moves over to the turnbuckle, and starts to climb… he measures Boneius, as Homunculus holds him in place, and he leaps…

THE TRASH COMPACTOR!!! HUGE Elbow Drop from Ruxx!

Ruxx lifts Boneius to his feet, before he and Homunculus aim him at the ropes. They both charge together, and toss Boneius! The Barron soars through the air, over the top rope… but he lands onto the apron! He's still in this!

Ruxx charges at Boneius to finish him off, but the Barron dodges the attempted forearm, and returns an elbow of his own! Ruxx collapses, and Homunculus takes his turn to follow up! He takes a huge swinging left hook at Boneius, but the Barron ducks that too! He sucker punches Homunculus in the side of the head, and the Giant Dwarf topples over to the the mat too!

Boneius cackles, 'I am the Dark Overlord of Evil! Do you think I can be defeated in my current state! Look at me! LOOK AT ME!' Boneius shakes his fists in the air victoriously!

Rockstar Spud is at his feet, and wastes no time! He bounds off of the middle rope, springboarding through the air, before crashing a hard dropkick over the head of Barron Boneius! The Barron is sent flying through the air, right off of the apron, in a path towards the concrete floor below…








BUT SNIVLEY IS UP! He dives through the air, landing perfectly in the path of where Boneius' feet are about to hit! One hits the floor, but the other lands firmly on Snivley's chest!

Lance Storm: WHAT!?!!

Christian Cage: Snivley!!! Snivley caught him! Only one foot didn't touch the floor! He's not eliminated!

Boneius is in shock, as his foot rests on the chest of the bruised and battered Snivley. Boneius looks from Rockstar Spud, to the grinning face of Snivley below him, who's arms he currently sits in. After a moment of stunned silence, Boneius begins to cackle, and the crowd start to boo. Spud is furious, as he looks out at the jovial and gigantic Boneius.

Boneius looks down at Snivley below him, and with not a thanks in sight, starts barking orders at him once more. 'Shuffle Snivley! SHUFFLE I TELL YOU!' And Snivley does so, shuffling his body underneath Boneius, as to make a bridge of his own body leading over to the steel steps. Boneius guffaws, as he starts to step across Snivley, stomping down on him overly harshly as he successfully makes his way over to the steel steps without touching the floor.

Spud readies himself for Boneius, as the Overlord slowly and eagerly moves back onto the apron from the steel steps. Spud darts for him, trying to knock him straight back out of the ring with a clothesline, but Boneius ducks.

'MASTER!' Snivley shouts, prompting Boneius to turn to him. And Snivley chucks to the Barron, none other than his Bone Batton!

Spud twists around, ready to follow up on Boneius, but he is clobbered across the head with the Bone Batton! Spud crashes to the nat, more blood spurting from his bloodied nose, as the Barron makes his way back into the ring!

Ruxx charges at Boneius, but he ducks Ruxx's swinging, clubbing arm, before stabbing at his stomach with the Bone Batton! Ruxx keels over in pain, holding at his bruised abdomen! Homunculus is at his feet too, but before he can react, he takes a nasty shot to the head from the Bone Batton! Homunculus is down!

Lance Storm: That Bone Batton is deadly and Boneius is a damned dangerous force this week.

As the Giant Dwarf clutches at his head, Boneius only cackles, as he reigns down shot after shot after shot at the downed Homunculus. Ruxx is to his feet, and seeing the brutally being inflicted on not only his client, but his friend, he roars as he jumps into action. Boneius knew this would happen though, and twists through the air, launching the Bone Batton and watching as it rattles Ruxx between the eyes!

The Bin Man clutches at his newly injured face, as he tumbles blind into the ropes. Boneius follows up quickly, grabbing at Ruxx's legs, and lifting him high into the air! The blind Ruxx tries to grab onto the ropes, but the movement is too quick and disorienting! He can't take a hold of a rope…





Ruxx sails straight over the top rope, and out of the ring! Clattering hard to the concrete on the outside! Ruxx Rampede is eliminated from the match!

The boos are at an all time high now, as Ruxx looks distraught on the outside, face in his hands as he lays on his back.

Christian Cage: Damn you bin men of the world!

His chances for Redemption are dashed. Boneius relishes in the response, the negativity from the crowd, the sheer disappointment and fury. The misery. The tears. Yes, this is why he is here, moments like these.

He turns around into a Pele Kick from Rockstar Spud! The crowd come to life again, as Boneius topples backwards, into the ropes! Spud bounds off of the ropes on the opposite side of the ring, and charges at Boneius, ready to whack him straight out with a huge impending lariat!


But Snivley is in the ring!

He positions himself between Spud and Boneius, hands up, pleading with Spud to stop! Spud comes to a halt, more out of shock than anything else, before his anger at the ugly grey minion sets in! He throws a quick jab to the face of Snivley, before locking a grip around his neck, and charging at the opposing ropes, sends Snivley soaring over the top and straight out of the ring!

The crowd cheer as Snivley almost reaches the ramp with how ferociously Spud tossed him. The Rockstar turns back to look at Boneius, and points at him, indicating to the crowd that he plans to do the same to him. The crowd cheer in response, as Spud grips around Boneius' neck like a vice! He aims him at the ropes, and starts to charge…





BUT BONEIUS TWISTS IT AROUND!






Using Spud's own momentum, Boneius shoves Spud at the ropes! Spud tries to hang on, but the blood on his hands causes him to slip!













SPUD FALLS OUT OF THE RING!

Another shower of boos, as Spud jumps to his feet, outraged, as he looks up at the cackling Barron Boneius inside the ring. He slaps his knee in his laughter, as the crowd scream and cry, aggressively angry at the cheap elimination of Rockstar Spud.

Boneius only bows at them in return, before turning his attention to Big Homunculus.

The crowd start to cheer and support the Giant Dwarf, chants of 'PYGMY TIME!' echoing all throughout the arena. Boneius only chuckles, moving over to his Bone Batton and picking it up, knowing the chants are helpless. There is no saving the bruised and battered Homunculus now.

Using the end of his Bone Batton, pressed under the chin of Homunculus, Boneius lifts a dazed Homunculus to his knees. He chuckles, as he aims the side of his Bone Batton against Homunculus' face.

'The next explosion… will be your head!'

And Boneius rears back the Bone Batton, before swinging it down as hard as he can against Homunculus' temple!




BUT HOMUNCULUS SWINGS A HOOK OF HIS OWN!!!


He CONNECTS with the Bone Batton!!!

The Bone Batton snaps in half, both halves careening in different directions, off into the crowd! The arena goes wild with cheers, as Boneius is lost for words! He looks in shock and horror at his newly empty hand!

The only thing he can think to say is…



He looks back down at Homunculus, who sends a jab at his face, knocking Boneius back! And then another, and another, a flurry of jabs batting at Boneius and sending him further and further back until his back his against the ropes.

Boneius' head is spinning, and he shakes his head as to regain his full composure, only to see a huge, gigantic left hook heading right towards his face.

'Darn it Snivley!' he mutters, before the HUGE LEFT CLOCKS HIM!!!




Boneius careens through the air, back flipping straight over the top rope! Snivley darts towards him once more, but he isn't fast enough! Boneius collides with Snivley's head, and the two land awkwardly and nastily to the concrete!!!



Barron Boneius is eliminated!!!



Big Homunculus wins!!!


The crowd erupt into huge cheers that almost brings down the building!

Christian Cage: The Damned Dwarf’s done it!

'PYGMY TIME!' chants echo across the whole crowd, as Big Homunculus raises his arms in victory in the middle of the ring. His eyes is a display of happiness and shock, he almost can't believe he was able to come out on top in such a fierce affair! He clutches at his body in pain, his opponents gave him the fight of his life, but god did it make the victory taste more sweet!

Mark Beverly: The winner of this match, receiving the bye in the first round of the AWF Provincial Championship: Big! Homunculus!

From the ramp, a disappointed looking Rockstar Spud starts to clap. He wishes it was he there, holding his arms up high in the ring, but at least it wasn't Boneius. Spud knew he had what it takes though. He will raise his arms in victory one day, perhaps with a World Championship Belt in hand. With a few more claps, Spud turns, and heads for the back.

Boneius meanwhile starts to stir, his eyes red with anger, as he looks over at Snivley, who gulps.

'SNIVLEY YOU DIMWITTED BOOB!!! I'LL HAVE YOUR REPULSIVE GREY HIDE FOR THIS!!!'

Boneius chases his terrified minion up the ramp to the back as well, the crowd laughing at the pair as he does so. Meanwhile, in the ring, Ruxx has climbed in, and moves over to face Big Homunculus. He gives him a respectful nod, before grabbing one of Homunculus' long arms, and raising it into the air, before pointing at him. The crowd cheer once more for their winner, the World's Tallest Dwarf, Big Homunculus.